Sarah MF'ing Hitt

I'm a poet/comedian. I love to laugh and eat fattening foods and for ten days a month my phone is shut off.

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

The photo credit goes to the incomparable @TNKottra The best photoshop EVER!!! Although Einstein’s tummy is gonna be mad from eating that garbage. https://t.co/79pRhWAO7O

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@BarackObama I hear you are in the Chi. Come give me a hug. I miss you. Sarah (And scores of others!)

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@michaelianblack you are a wise and enlightened soul and I love you muchly. https://t.co/q909PPHxvu

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

Perhaps the best tweet I have ever sent to @michaelianblack https://t.co/nkslxr5sR2

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@tackypoetic: @michaelianblack what about getting Charo involved and it could be CHiPs and Salsa?

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@michaelianblack You are a wise beacon in this crazy mess of a world. Thank you. https://t.co/PJ4lFChDXt

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@michaelianblack What about whether he hears Laurel or Yanny?

[Yanni @Yanni]

I only hear Yanni ;) hahaha https://t.co/WrMMVvl8iX

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

In a world like the one we live in, it makes me feel better that @michaelianblack played Tuxedo Guy.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There are few issues more important to the security of the US than the potential spread of nuclear weapons or the potential for even more destructive war in the Middle East. Today’s decision to put the JCPOA at risk is a serious mistake. My full statement: https://t.co/4oTdXESbxe

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

DEAR EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.....@realDonaldTrump DOES NOT REPRESENT THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@LoniLove 1

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Divine throwing some shade at @realDonaldTrump on all our behalf.

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@michaelianblack And you need to take classes and a test and get a licence to drive a van...

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

read the comment thread. It's a pip. https://t.co/5OAikeOgAe

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@MattMorris https://t.co/g7rkFzfqhk

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@Eminem Well done! You are stronger than you realized. Take a moment and feel all the support from the people you have reached on your journey. The best is yet to come!

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

Hey @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/wfsaaU9tBe You must not have seen this. Otherwise you would have offered your thoughts and prayers....

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

@michaelianblack Now, I am sorry, but didn't this get settled on the Barry Lutz Show?

[Sarah MF'ing Hitt @tackypoetic]

Thanks to @TheKevinAllison and @RISKshow i now have the phrase "buttery sex walrus" in my arsenal.