Kirsten Barrick

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

I'm using this account again because the handle is better lol

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Whenever I see a baby flying first class, I like to imagine it's traveling by itself and is just a real baller baby.

[Ghostface Killah @GhostfaceKillah]

Think of an invention, make a new toilet bowl or some shit. Do something man. Y'all muthafuckas man, ya niggas kill me man, time to get up!

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

@widderslainte when I read this I was like "jesus christ when were you at the hospital." But I was there too. lol

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

BREAKING: Cherokee nation demands all illegal immigrants go back to Europe. "Speak Cherokee or leave," Cherokee president said Monday.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

@LindsayZuko Do you remember??? I knew it was something from work but I couldn't think of it.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

Don't you love it when you find old notes that don't make sense? Found one inside my planner -- "fluff AKA bust a nut on your face"

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

@bloodcicle uh oh, what happened?

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

YOUR BABY IS SUPPOSED TO LIKE SKITTLES

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

my brother knows a Chihuahua named "Senor Pancake." I go out of my way to use this name in conversation.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

hey, howahyaa

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

Oh here they are.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

WHERE IS MY CHEESY BAGEL AND STRAWBERRY COOLATTA. WHERE.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

I am awesome RT @drewtoothpaste I'm awesome too RT @inky I am awesome. #awesome (RT this if you are awesome)

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

Watching myself on closed-circuit TV. Will monitor the situation for further developments.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

At work, eating mystery party food from the cornucopia fridge. No joke, open it and grapes and different treasures fall out.

[Kirsten Barrick @tacobelle]

makin' a mess