cat

.・。.・゜✭・・✫・゜・。.

[cat @tacobellslaps]

mentally im here rn

[cat @tacobellslaps]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 29 Nov 2015 (via @twi_age).

[cat @tacobellslaps]

that's my dream come true

[solé @layxsnv]

Could U stay in the house for 5 weeks & U can’t look out the blinds for $25k

[James Parker @panoparker]

We don’t have a christmas tree so we use danny devito

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

lana del rey album titles:

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

sometimes people who don't deserve good things get good things

[toxic king @toxicking]

This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled her flight

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a conservative organizer in utah who accused drag queens of "grooming our children for immoral satanic worship” was fired from her teaching job for having inappropriate relationships with students

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

addison rae i’m sorry i ever doubted you.

[cat @tacobellslaps]

PAPA

[cat @tacobellslaps]

you just know the mom of the house has good advice for you in the kitchen

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

love to remember an instance where i was a little weird to someone five years ago then immediately begin questioning if i even deserve to be alive

[cat @tacobellslaps]

normalize exposing shitty boyfriends regardless if we know these people or not

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (OC)

[🂱 @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

[abbie @ufoparts]

trisha paytas i have your baby