Somebody

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Introducing the most interesting food entrant in an NHL arena this season:

@UBSArena & @delawarenorth are unveiling today The Nerds Gummy Cluster Brie Grilled Cheese on sourdough 😳

@NYIslanders fans, you’re up!

[Palette Swap @PaletteSwapMag]

Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox.

[Magills @magills_]

“So your bar required masks until 2026?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“And you marketed only to lesbians?”

“That’s right.”

“So now you’re $50,000 in debt and you don’t even work at the bar anymore?”

“Correct.”

“So what is it you do now?”

“I’m in clown college.”

[Steven Lubka ☀️ @DzambhalaHODL]

We did it, we finally did it

[Terrab @TERRABTRACYJR]

Josh Allen taking every rushing TD inside the 5

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Stat of the day

[Professor Marvin “Big Marv” Baggins @profmarvinbags]

Ole Miss: “please don’t throw anything on the field it will hurt our reputation “
Also Ole Miss: “here is 65,000 rounds of ammo”

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Hermione: “My life is so hard cause everyone is racist to me in the magical world”

Harry in the sewers of the school:

[IGN @IGN]

OpenAI’s newest model, GPT-6 Astra, got so depressed after a creeper upended its progress in Minecraft that it listlessly farmed potatoes for hours and grew paranoid of anything green. https://t.co/eeRJhBDJuw

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Physical album, no physical game lmaooooooooo

[zach bitango @ZachBitango]

CRIMINAL HULKS OUT IN COURT , COLUMBIANA COUNTY, OHIO.

First, he BROKE HIS HANDCUFFS OFF.

Then the suspect turned, THROAT-PUNCHED the sheriff’s deputy escorting him, turned around, and absolutely TRUCKED the second sheriff.

Timothy Regal was there to be sentenced on charges including assault, aggravated menacing, and failure to comply.

I saw this late last night, had to share it.

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

the purrfect first pitch doesn’t exi-

[Tony Starks 🌚 @portman7387]

Decent chance that’s Tua and he thought he had a game

[badger @badger69420]

My iPhone after updating to iOS 27

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

If you shit yourself you should stop whatever it is you are doing, Hyrox or not, and go home.

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

This picture fills me with a seething rage... I'm not racist or anything I just hate seeing Texas Longhorns happy

[RonnieV @TheRonnieVShow]

Every Single Commercial in America…

- Drink Drink Drink
- Gamble Gamble Gamble
- GLP-1 GLP-1 GLP-1

Anyone else sick of it?

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

nuclear deterrence works

[j💰 @x508__]

Kyler Murray 1 Quarter into his Vikings debut