schmelliot

TAMU Class of '21

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Who the fuck is that on the left that's not a real dude right

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

An actual Fox News chyron from tonight…from May 31, 2026.👇

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

That UCLA St. Mary's game was ELECTRIC good job Gaels 😫

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Before Backrooms last night they played a drug safety awareness PSA where a talking Perc 30 warns you about fentanyl

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Group of teenagers was in my full theater sitting in the handicap seats (The only ones showing on the app as not purchased) talking and playing on their phones the whole time. People went and got a manager who did nothing, eventually we just had to yell at them to shut up

[vee 🔞 @NessasDead]

just walked out of the backrooms because holy fuck modern theater etiquette is dead

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Holy shit I'm one of the oldest people to have seen this movie??

[Variety @Variety]

How "Obsession" became an unprecedented horror hit:
- an A- grade on CinemaScore exit polls and 94% on Rotten Tomatoes
- 75% of audience between 18 and 25 years old
- Cryptic billboards featuring unsettling texts, voice notes and deliveries, alongside a phone number inviting fans to reach out.
https://t.co/eNfs2Z6XaJ

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

My coworker was telling me about how him and his girl tried watching OBAA and turned it off after 15 mins bc it sucked so bad and then proceeded to tell me how good "Mercy" with Chris Pratt was

[𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋 @basil_pesto_fan]

cinephile imposter syndrome until you talk to normal people about films

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

The paper straws at Costco are such bullshit why did this thing just break in half

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

I’ve been laughing at this bar for a week now

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

The commentators for the Longhorns - Arkansas game are hysterical they are more focused on the kids on the berm than the game itself

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

@theerkj I've seen the trailer before every movie I've seen for months, they better keep it around!! I'm probably gonna go tonight tho

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

I was the Weather Corporal of my Corps of Cadets outfit as a sophomore and this was the gist of it

[gex @severalbird]

when the weather is good we should celebrate the weather man and carry him around on our shoulders like a hero, but when the weather is bad well…we should beat his ass and kill him

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

The only funny moments were with his bar trivia buddy everything else was completely horrifying

That being said there was a dude next to me cracking up when Bear comes home and finds his cat dead, wtf man that wasn't even played for laughs seek help

[Duhlorean @Duhlorean98]

Look, there’s no shame in admitting that Obsession is a dark-comedy. There’s also no shame in admitting that it’s a horror movie.

Stop boxing movies into one specific thing. A film can be both horror and a dark-comedy.

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

@emilyuel HOLY SHIT I coulda bought 2 😭

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

How TF does a guy this goofy looking direct a movie that is so traumatic what secrets do you hide albino man

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Forgot my earbuds at work today I have to die

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Clayton Freshcorn is a nominee for coldest white boy of all time

[schmelliot @MayerElliot]

Having a batter hit a homer off your first pitch in a game has to be a crazy feeling