troy

when you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce

[troy @TacoHole]

Well goodbye I guess https://t.co/fqBSfowol1

[troy @TacoHole]

@ashealo Because they know that being aunts and uncles is soooo much better than being parents lmao

[troy @TacoHole]

@ashealo Because they're mistakenly assuming you don't want kids because you think you "wouldn't be good at it"

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@moongrudge Just digging through the recycling bin of each others brains at this point

[troy @TacoHole]

Many are asking why, it's the same reasons I do any dumb shit: a woman, and really good mac n cheese

[troy @TacoHole]

About to do a self-harm (Trader Joe's at noon on a Saturday )

[troy @TacoHole]

what it's like to be my friend

[troy @TacoHole]

One thing about me is that I will always jaywalk

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

out: seducing her with the Quiet Storm Voice

in: seducing her with the Michael Malone Huddle Voice

[troy @TacoHole]

I think it's sweet that the nba teams still put all their hands in the huddle and do "1-2-3 defense". Wish we did that at my work

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@moongrudge I mean it's not that hard. Just takes time

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If you're one of those people whose taste in music is just god awful terrible, know that I'm thinking about you and wishing you healing and love 🙏

[troy @TacoHole]

@katrinkanova This looks like it was made from a wookie pelt :(

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@amadarisss Ah more evidence you were born about 40yrs too late https://t.co/ZdQ7HuP2QL

[History of Sports @BeforeFamePics]

That time when Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (#Lakers) broke his hand punching Kent Benson in the face!

#FlashbackFriday

[troy @TacoHole]

love is so goddamn cute

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@loves_seltzer No such thing as too much adequate grocery store sushi

[troy @TacoHole]

@loves_seltzer inferior to the Hillsborough location but we love her just the same