Raymond Santineau

Full-time Martian, part-time human.

[Vergil @AlphaWolf916]

Me when the waiter demands a tip from me

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My wife finding out we are signing up for Kyle Pitts again this year.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

omg

[John Egan @BrewersRaptor]

Parents: Drop that stick right now or you’re grounded
Kids:

[MLB @MLB]

WILLIAM CONTRERAS WALK-OFF BLAST!

[. @J0nesToChina]

Nothing but static space between those ears

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

*Watching Spain vs. Argentina*

“Yeah I’d do anything to have College Football back today”

[𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣 @CaIIan96]

Christopher Nolan’s approach to filmmaking

[Lindley | Final Boy 👻 @jlinzombie]

Spoiler de A Odisseia!
NOLAN, NÃO É POSSIVEL KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Jimmy Wong @jfwong]

You will never guess the last line spoken in this video even if you had five years to do so.

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

One thing I will say about the Odyssey is you’ll want to see it in IMAX because that’s the format Homer originally sang it in

[Timo @TimoTweetss]

the fact that a remake can make you feel what you felt back in 2013 tells you how good it is…

[Pregame Empire @PregameEmpire]

“So you have a lot of sports teams”

“Yes Dave”

“That play a lot of games”

“Yes Dave”

“And they have to travel to places like New Jersey and Pennsylvania all the way from Washington”

“Yes Dave”

“When there’s perfectly good competition on the Pacific coast”

“Yes Dave”

“And you’re doing this to make more money”

“Yes Dave”

“But you’re still losing money”

“Yes”

[The Rest Is History @TheRestHistory]

Tom Holland meets a fan

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

This is a traditional dish that relies on a plant that didn't make its way to this part of the world until the 1870s

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

lol you’ll never have this @Belgium

[Andy Staples @AndyStaples]

Oh well.

At least we still have…

College football
Barbecue
Widespread central HVAC
The NFL
Free refills
Texas Roadhouse rolls
Buc-ees
Pub subs
The Interstate Highway system
Lifted F-150s
Chick-fil-a (six days a week)
Places that sell tacos AND doughnuts at the same time

[Raymond Santineau @tacoking001]

@barstoolsports @SethPeters1483