Procedurally Generated Fart Noises

Geek of many things. Wheel of Fortune Sabermetrician. Dirigible Enthusiast. Strict Constructionist of Chili con Carne. Ceremonial Sash Proponent.

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

"Money Printer Go Brrrrrr-Onomics" is not a viable long term strategy for the Federal Reserve... Unless they want 1970's level inflation. Which is what it kind of seems like.

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

Can’t wait to see what they break now

[Wccftech @wccftech]

Microsoft no longer recommends Windows 11 users have 32GB RAM in their systems, removes all traces of the statement as it focuses on 8GB memory optimizations. https://t.co/pBinkpO2Xr

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

I'm told Affordability isn't a Problem

I'm told i can just cook at home

Yet, i can go through my Purchase History, the price for the Exact same Product and Exact same Weight has Doubled since 2023.

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

https://t.co/HGUzN18lWs

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

old.reddit doesn't work unless you login now (at least for me) and then /r/all really doesn't work anymore
https://t.co/dS5OHKXAMI

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

I’ve had every PlayStation console since it originally launched… but, that may change. 🥺

[Mighty @MightyGazelle1]

Since PS6 is going all digital, just get a PC.

Both will be expensive af but you don't need to pay to play online on PC, games discounts are WAY better, far more options and can run even better if you've got the hardware.

Let Playstation have a Wii U generation.

[Sifi (Kenso) @SifiReturned]

If Ceuta being European since 1415 is illegitimate, then, Constantinople being Turkish since 1453 is more illegitimate.

[Sillyam Contreras Enjoyer @Turang_FC]

every token i get them to use is budget they can't allocate at the deadline

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

Concealment of a dead body is a Class D felony in Kentucky.

Just saying.

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

Today I noticed that on Windows 11, with the taskbar centered, icons will just randomly move a few pixels, and then just move back a little bit later. And it does that over and over. God damned Microslop

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Referee Didn't Give Egypt a Penalty for this...

FIFA IS RIGGED!

[Ian Beck @IanBeck58767180]

Brazil penalty wasn’t even a foul he got the ball

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

Someone left the cake out in the raaaaaain
https://t.co/dgGclxuhXP

[Gregg Swedberg @ThatsALottaGs]

So Edina cancelled its fireworks because SOMEONE LEFT THEM OUT IN THE RAIN?

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Everyone in Scotland has suddenly discovered their Mexican ancestry

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

It’s been a while since I was this stressed watching a World Cup match. Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 left it all out there and made this game significantly more close than the rankings would have indicated before kickoff. Simply amazing, a classic game.

[Stephen Shirley @StephenAShirley]

That Bosnian coach should have seen red, not yellow.

[DawgProcess (Devon Witherspoon Supporter) @DLock4MVP]

Hasn’t been a red all fucking tournament btw

[Ev Hand @Evan_Hand]

SOMEONE INVESTIGATE THIS MAN! After Florian Balogun got a red card last night, the Americans started looking into the ref that gave him the card.

And we found that Rafael Claus here has some skeletons in his closet 👀

[Procedurally Generated Fart Noises @tacomachine]

Adults that refuse to blow their nose are a very special kind of insufferable.