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It was really awkward when this attorney came into my office yesterday and his stomach started making loud noises, and obviously had to ignore it and keep talking business. Lol

[Taco @tacooflove]

What’s up with guys trying to look like Hitler? The stash ain’t it, boys.

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

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I don’t know how everyone isn’t going absolutely ape shit lately. Things clearly have not been okay, and for a long time now.

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Another cta bus ride and the driver driving like an absolute maniac.

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There’s a group of at least 8 hot German guys in front of on my flight so I’m no longer annoyed 😅 😂

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Wow first Pilates class where I pushed through with no breaks. Only took me 12 classes 🤣 Pilate body COMIN THRU 🗣️

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That song Selfish by JT goes hard

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Easily worst neighborhoods are wrigleyville and lakeview. Clusterfuck

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Like if you’ll also be attending Vultures Listening Party at the @UnitedCenter calling them YenDolla (Ye ¥ N Dolla $)

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WHEN THAT PERFORMANCE REVIEW GOES BLOODY AMAZING SO YOU GET NOTIFIED YOU GETTIN DAT FULL BONUS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Xsport is really playing American Pie in the women’s locker room right now 🤣 the dialogue where the dad is showing Jim the porn magazine is what caught my attention

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@Sh33mABM Thank you 🙏🏼

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Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background? 🙏🏼 #ChicagoBears #RaidersvsBears #BearsW #SoldierField #hiphop

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I teared up walking away from my boyfriend after he dropped me off at the airport and once waiting in the TSA lmao so corny I 🤍 him

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I JUST REALIZED ITLL BE OKTOBERFEST WHEN I ARRIVE IN MUNICH!!! Fuuuuck yessss!!! 🍻 #prost 😂

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What’s up with all these gd bugs biting me when I’m outside.

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@NorwoodTheThird I see you went private lol

[Taco @tacooflove]

Was locked out of twitter for a minute. Glad to be back!

[Taco @tacooflove]

@NorwoodTheThird Not a cool story or tweet that got me kicked out lol. I somehow got logged out and kept trying to log in, but I was getting an error code. Reset my password and was still getting prompted with an error code 🤷🏻‍♀️