madie

what the frick

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[madie @tacowell]

I yearn for a crisp, cold Fresca but unfortunately I am on antipsychotics 🫩

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

nobody actually likes grapefruit they just wanna show off about not being on psych meds

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[madie @tacowell]

Every day in my family 🫶🏻

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[madie @tacowell]

Guys a pretty mechanic is changing my oil rn and I forgot how to pop my hood bc I was having bisexual panic happy pride

[mel @crazyblackfem]

the bush had to go yall it’s too damn hot

[mar (abra bacon girlmom) @tashiscurls]

what are mamdani’s plans to solve this problem?

[m @samcentric]

ive never once pressed play on this video before because i really try to keep it classy around here but anyway i need him inside me

[madie @tacowell]

Why does it feel like Paul McCartney sending me a passive aggressive text for not wishing him a happy birthday

[madie @tacowell]

I haven’t been paid to sing in YEARS this is a win

[madie @tacowell]

I got an audition for a paid role finally lfg

[madie @tacowell]

The cashier at Trader Joe’s gave me some free candy and I feel so special

[dakota @im2hai]

my g spot is in my heart

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst