Cordelia Chase

Fashionista, spoiled brat, sometimes misguided but always amazing. Fave Weapon: Snark || Turn-Ons: $, Chanel, Older Guys || Turn-Offs: Nerds, Polyester [Rp 18+]

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight You're aware that you're going to hell, right?

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--your brain.

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--down at the ever growing bulge in his erection] how you even keep anything straight when clearly all the blood has rushed away from --

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight It's cute, and honestly a bit weird how you seem to have, like, everything I wrote memorized. I'm not even sure [staring --

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--tongue but that's a conversation for another day.

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--if I'm all creative girl. When I'm inspired, I can come up with all kinds of genius-y stuff. I can also tie a cherry stem with my --

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight [eyebrows skyrocketing to full height as he lets her name slip out, in that way that only he does.] What? I can't help it --

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight Lengths huh? [dropping her voice to a near sultry whisper] You really wanna go there, Mr. Doyle?

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--one long, golden leg over the other.] Why, whatever is the problem, Mr. Doyle? Didn't I do a good job? I mean I worked /really/ hard.

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight [Cordelia Chase's legs were pretty much made for skirts, a fact she's more than happy to prove to him as she slowly crosses--

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--worried about in the first place.]

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--[Grinning, noticing that the weariness is starting to abate on his face and then he kisses her and she can't recall what they were so--

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@Mr_GoodFight Well sure, if you think you can handle it. Diamonds and /these/ breasts, it's almost too much to expect one man to take in.--

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--/that/ fortunate. I didn't even get my own tiara until last year.

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--kissing it lightly] give you a paper cut did I? Doesn't look like it. [turning back to the flier with a warm smile] And, hey, we're not--

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight [Nodding as she quickly takes the paper from his hands] I didn't, um...[examining his still outstretched hand and then--

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--less fortunate. But,make, not the hideously ugly ones...just the poor people who have to shop at outlet malls and stuff.

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--to go spend it being fashionable! Maybe I even stopped off and did some charity work once way home...like donated clothing to the--

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

@Mr_GoodFight No, that's a good idea though. It totally makes sense. My parents bail for the weekend, like no change there, and I decide--

[Cordelia Chase @tactlessqueen]

--In no universe would anyone belie I was running around in the muck with a bunch of no hygiene losers. Fashion show in L.A. maybe?