tacy 🏳️‍🌈

there better be barq’s root beer in hell (she/her)

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Went to look at tickets for Zayn in Vegas and they were almost as much as my Taylor Swift tickets. That’s wild

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Causing problems in a large group chat of Utahans (250+ people) by pointing out that ch*rlie k*rk was a terrible person who died in a way he himself claimed was acceptable

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Just found out that the middle name of the guy I’m dating is the name of my ex that caused me much emotional turmoil lmao

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Only some of the messages I received today after the engagement announcement

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Wavering in my faith of the iPhone and have thought about getting an android but then I would be literally the only person in the 15+ person family group chat without an iPhone and I can’t do that to my family

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

I was on a medication that doubled as an appetite suppressant for a year and I just stopped taking it a couple weeks ago and I’m so hungry all the time now oh my god I hate this

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Really hope I meet my future spouse on a dating app so their contact in my phone can forever be “[insert name here] (from Hinge)”

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

@mara_winnifred You are now! I’ll text you 😄

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

NEED SOMEONE TO GO SEE LADY GAGA WITH ME

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bella and Hank. They have a commensal relationship in which Bella benefits and Hank neither benefits nor is harmed. 13/10 for both

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

It is currently snowing and then it’s supposed to be 70 degrees in a few days. I hate this time of year

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Feeling very nostalgic for a very specific childhood experience. Listening to radio disney top songs of the week on this bad boy. Wish I knew what happened to mine after I moved out for college

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

It’s wild that the joint pain I feel daily while sitting and working is worse than any pain I have felt in the days after having surgery to literally cut out parts of my body

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

When my appendix burst in 2017 the doctor told me that it was rare but the appendix can grow back. I was just reading through surgical notes from my sterilization surgery I got today & there was a note about my appendix looking normal. Did I almost die for nothing when it burst??

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Worst part of my surgery recovery will be not letting my cats touch my abdomen 🥲

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Forgot to tell my dad I was getting surgery and I posted to my snap story from the hospital and he texted me like “WHATS GOIN ON” lol oops

[tacy 🏳️‍🌈 @tacyelissa]

Feelings lots of things while digging around the bones of my local Joann store with my crafty peers (old ladies and gays)