da early bird

currently enrolled in hooked on phonics

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Didn't even wake up. Good

[da early bird @tadlukey]

@BigHugeNoahBear Lan Law would like a word

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Every miserable dork I see complaining is from the UK what’s going on over there

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Never forget who this guy really is 👍

[da early bird @tadlukey]

My boy Gabe got beat up by the DJ and banned from the bar bc he was doing this w one of his boys

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨LATEST: This DJ is going viral due to his amazing self restraint as he focused on the music and ignored the demonic distractions behind him.

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Oh that’s your girl?? How come her and her friends were all pointing and laughing at me when I took my shirt off at the beach

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Gun to my head and I can never listen to Lan Law or Bart Wayne “Bartist” you might as well say goodbye to me

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Black list this euro bozo from my TL where is Freddy

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Disgusting greed of the US and FIFA crushed my son’s dreams

He was saving for two years to see Germany play in a World Cup

Yesterday we flew to Houston to purchase tickets for the first match

“That will be $2,400 plus tip” we heard in a ticket booth

“Tip?” I was sure this is a joke

“Yes, mandatory 25% tip is not included”

I froze from shock

“Total of $3,000. Cash or card?”

My son looked at me with crying eyes

“We cannot afford it, Heinrich” I said

“But papa, we came such a long way” he was sobbing

I hugged him, feeling my heart is breaking

“This would never happened in the EU” he whispered

“No son, it would not” I said while wiping tears off my eyes

America must never be allowed to interfere with European sports again

[da early bird @tadlukey]

The Gears trilogy had the best trailers of all time

[SlonkYap 🇵🇷 @Slonk01]

Genuinely, what were they feeding Xbox 360 marketing

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

how the fuck did he do that!?

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Looks like my boy Jason

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

This is what a hippopotamus swimming in the depths looks like…

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Don’t come at Freddy like this. Enjoy watching the World Cup in the UK bozo

[Xavier MacDuff @xvrmdf]

This is obviously not a German account.

Prior to the World Cup it was focused entirely on Saudi football club Al-Nassr.

And it's tweeting in English as though written by an American.

Nice try though.

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Comments off real quick

[financialconspirator @financialcnspr]

For months people acted as if Karmelo Anthony was unquestionably the aggressor.

Now the video appears to show Austin Metcalf initiating the confrontation, and witness statements reportedly corroborate that sequence of events.

Self-defense isn't a legal obligation to stand there and hope the other person stops. The law focuses on perceived imminent danger, not whether someone waited until after they were injured.

The more evidence comes out, the less the original narrative holds up. @realAFLF @B1TuckerCarlson @NextGenAction @MrDennisByron @bAnthonYsr @queenie4rmnola @openmymind5

[da early bird @tadlukey]

I need the equivalent of mommy for pillow talk immediately

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

New York passes legislation to replace the word “mother” with “gestating parent” in some contexts, per NYP.

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Scary movie 2 has a 13% I’m here for it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ debuts with 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read our review: https://t.co/N79FXnWzLt

[da early bird @tadlukey]

I think they need to spend more time making out on love island

[da early bird @tadlukey]

I mean a god of war game without the god of war is a bit silly

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

God Of War: Laufey Dev Responds To Pizza Company’s Dumb Tweet About New Game https://t.co/9wPRTiOOuD

[da early bird @tadlukey]

CFO just told me good job

[da early bird @tadlukey]

God of War? More like Goddess of War am I right???

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at gameplay for ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’.

Coming soon to PS5.

[da early bird @tadlukey]

This counts as 4 bodies for her and 8 bodies for him

[da early bird @tadlukey]

Lmfao ???

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.