Taffee Machine

Taffee Machine is a big pile of stupid.

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Stop by the @WhatsUpLounge on Friday December 21st to hear us play Super Bergsteiger 800 times as the world ends. #sexjailvstaffee

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#CRC @RadioK

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Not dead.

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is #SEXJAIL

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SWAG http://t.co/k5ZDzsm

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We'd rather have sex with @frankiemuniz as a Zebra than as a Malcolm in the Middle.

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We are the next LeBron.

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@Cryptosystem I knew it was you all along... Tim.

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@frankiemuniz lol gaey

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@JohnCena STAY AT MY APARTMENT JOHN CENA!!!!

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@CMPunk Sting. Sting is another person I look up to. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it...

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We wish that @frankiemuniz would join us, so that people would come to see us regardless of the quality of our music or showmanship.

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@Cryptosystem No.

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@Cryptosystem MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TEMPLE SHOULD BEEEEEEE A HOUSE OF PRAAYYYER! BUT YOU HAVE MAAAADE IT! A DEN OF THEEIIIVVES!!

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@Cryptosystem That's a lie. You don't watch movies. Evr.

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We are better at music and sex than @frankiemuniz

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@Cryptosystem I'm sure I told you this when I was talking about how badly I wanted Frankie Muniz to talk to me on Twitter.

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@sethtracy I made this vid for you, bra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4UkzNHuHno

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We're in the finals for the Garage Battle of the Bandslol.

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Less Than <3 was major rock and whoever was not there missed out.
We have faith in you, Gliese 581 g.