Taffy

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Me 2 minutes after arriving at work😫

[Lepokisi @Bhokisi_]

You wear someone else’s hair for a full month

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Ba Zuva 🇿🇼🇷🇼 @takunick]

Semurume dzidza to move with the time otherwise unofa neshungu uchingoti mukadzi anondijairira. If my wife and I work different hours of the day and we can't afford a maid, surely we need some kind of a duty roster to keep our house clean and have home cooked meals

[Linda Ikeji Blog @lindaikeji]

How it feels like trying to save money in this economy 😂

[riri.🫦 @ririlivingg]

we made it to friday y’all.

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

So many clothes I want to buy😭😭

[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

We need to strike a balance between ambition and contentment.

Had a deep conversation with a colleague.

Tichangobuda muHigh Court taona bango remota bvatavhunzana kuti tichafambawo nemota dzakadaro here.

My colleague then said ambition haina kuipa but tisanyanyozvipe pressure. We must be grateful for what we have at the moment. He went on to say kuti at times tichiri kuCollege zvinhu zvakatinya aigona kufamba netsoka from UZ to Market square mutown kuti anobata makombi ekuenda kumba kuBudiriro.

Right now he’s a Partner at a certain law firm in Harare, he’s married with two kids, has a car and built a house for his family. He’s doing quite well.

I then reflected on my past and realised that I’m not yet where I aspired to be but I’m right on track and must be grateful for who/what I’m at the moment.

Ehe hapana chakaipa nekuda bango remota asi ambition ngaisabve yatora mufaro wekutadza kutenda nezvaunazvo. Bango remota tinorishuvira asi hatikanganwe kuti takakura tichisunga ma slippers chaiwo newire zvakatinya. Izvezvi takukwanisa kufamba netwimiskoro skoro twedu from point A to point B. For convenience takukwanisa kubooker InDrive. Even for ma distance anofambwa netsoka nevamwe for 2+ hours isu yekombi tinayo.

Takakura tichipisira sugar kuita masamba asi iye zvino takutoti kana coffee isina EveryDay milk hatimwe. Taidya muriwo usina mafuta asi izvezvi takuti hatidye machunks. Chingwa chaicho takuti kana chisina chinhu hatibate. Sadza kana paside pasina nyama harichadzike asi taiisa margarine muma veggie pasina mafuta. Taidzidza kuzvikoro zvekumusha tichidzingirwa fees yeUS$10 chaiyo asi izvezvi takuti hatina vana vanodzidza murokesheni.

Zvimwe tendaiwo. Muchinge madaro moyeukawo vakakurerai nekukuchengetai mukukura kwenyu.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I miss when bills were none of my concern

[Taffy @taffyeeN]

@BlessGrillies @loiceMututuvar1 👀

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

A Zimbabwean citizen has asked the Constitutional Court to strike down the country’s newest constitutional amendment, arguing that Parliament and President Emmerson Mnangagwa broke the law in passing it.

Vhurande Mahlupeko, a member of the National Constitutional Assembly party, filed the application on Monday against Parliament, the President, the Attorney-General and the Minister of Justice. He is asking the court to declare the Constitution of Zimbabwe Amendment (No. 3) Act, 2026, null and void.

The Act, signed into law by President Mnangagwa on July 7, extends the terms of the President, Parliament and local councils from five to seven years, replaces direct presidential elections with a vote by Parliament, and expands the Senate, among other changes. It also cancels the 2028 elections.

Mahlupeko’s application, drawn up by lawyer and university professor, Dr Lovemore Madhuku, contends that Parliament amended several constitutional sections that were never published in the Bill’s original gazette notice, as required by law.

It also argues that extending term limits in a way that benefits the sitting President and lawmakers is expressly barred by the Constitution, and that changing how the President is elected indirectly strips citizens of their right to vote for the head of state without saying so directly, which is also prohibited.

The application further claims Mnangagwa should have stepped aside for an Acting President to sign the Bill, given that he personally benefits from the longer term, and that Parliament failed to give public notice before sending the Bill for his signature.

Mahlupeko is asking the court to declare the entire Act invalid rather than strike down individual clauses, arguing that a constitutional amendment must stand or fall as a whole.

The case, filed under CCZ277/26, has not yet been set down for hearing. Under court rules, the respondents have 21 days from being served to file opposition papers.

The Constitutional Court is being asked to determine whether the amendment was enacted in accordance with Zimbabwe’s Constitution.

There are four other court cases challenging Constitution of Zimbabwe Amendment (No. 3) Act, 2026 before the same court.

Read the full 69 page application via this link https://t.co/f3TcNRwoAl

[7rq @gloccnim]

me adding lol on a serious message

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

"I'm not even clingy I hate people touching me"

Me with the right person :

[T•Y 👨🏽‍💻 @Chilled_Ty]

Oh to be cuddled financially.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I also highly recommend a household where both people split chores and child care.

[autist @litteralyme0]

started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"Losing weight is in your hands."
My hands:

[UN Human Rights Council @UN_HRC]

🎉We have a winner!!

Congratulations to Prince Tinokundu Mafigu and Ruth Fadzai Jokonya of Midlands State University (Zimbabwe) for winning the 18th #NelsonMandela #worldmoot2025 competition!!

The @MidlandsState team came first in the @worldmoot contest held at @UNGeneva.