Gokwe Boy

I do numbers & agree with myself

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

Just bought 4Gig data rangu for $9. No connections, no handouts. Just silent hustle and grit. Nothing is impossible when you focus on your goals! 💪🏾

[Pete Vowles @PeteVowles]

Tinoenda!

[Benjamin Umba @benjimk]

A Zulu guy in South Africa 🇿🇦 took over the job from a Zimbabwean 🇿🇼

[Engineer Tifah  @tifah_zw]

There's more to life than straight As.

I remember part of me wanted to sit for English in June 2018 because I wanted the perfect script. I even cursed whenever I heard about the schools that leaked the 2017 English Paper 2 that made Zimsec only consider grading using Paper 1 only.

Imagine, such pettiness, and letting childhood fly by.

Tell your little brothers and sisters to enjoy more, make friends, make mistakes, and grow up. 7-8As is enough if they want to be perfectionists, otherwise 5 O'level passes. And don't be TOO hard on them too.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Our high school principal would always say “avoid the need to be the loudest or most important person in the room”

[Mface weZambezi @NashieNashee]

Ukaona mufariro unenge uchiita mayor kuma events uko unogona kufunga kuti kuchitungwiza kunobuda mvura 😂😂😂

[sean @lfc_sean01]

I know zvinhu zvakaoma sema ghetto yuts and torisker but kuzoenda out nemwana wevanhu uchitemba chindege ndokudii 😂😂😂🙌

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Nothing humbles you faster than ________.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Albert Einstein was right when he said, “The thing about smart people is they seem weird to dumb people.”

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

The most valuable return on investment is peace of mind. Money buys comfort and success brings recognition, but peace of mind is priceless. Invest in what helps you sleep well—your health, faith, relationships, and character. True wealth is being at peace with what you have.

[Dramatic Lawyer🇿🇼 @todo_simms]

When a man realizes he can’t impress you, he tries to belittle you.

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Teach yourself to not borrow money

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If there is someone who needs a dream wedding, then the dreamer must pay. No one must suffer for another person's dream.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

The economy is so messed up, you'll be sitting thinking you're reckless with money and yet all you did was buy some groceries 😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

A country with scientists/engineers will always achieve development faster than a country with lawyers and all those other useless degrees

[Royalty @terryndoro]

"Cup yetea yandataura moda kuzondiigira ndamuguva here?"

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

Saka varoyi mu UK 🇬🇧 vanoita sei mu summer?
We took this picture at 8pm, kwakachena kudai 🙆🏻‍♂️.

Manchester and Leicester people this Friday and Saturday is our turn to laugh together.

Tickets are available on my website.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Churches are a big thing in Africa, because Africans believe their problems are spiritual when in reality they're just political

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

On the road again.

This Friday 5th of June I take the laughs to Manchester and Saturday I'll be in Leicester for the first time ever!

These two shows will be absolutely unforgettable! Come through with the whole family and let's have some fun ❤️🔥