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[Titanium @akinkunmi]

This country is so fucked up.
Pesin go dey suffer but based on data, you dey top 5% of population. 💀

[TonySnip3r @tonysnip3r]

Set a deadline my boy.

Not a comfortable one. A scary one.
Pressure is what gets shit done.
This is a warning, not an advice.

[Ovie @OvieO]

Victony’s “SLICK” is the most global-smash-ready song out of Nigeria in over a year. I hope it reaches its full potential.

[Taikunn @taiikunn]

50,000 monthly at 18% pa is investing 600k to get an ROI of 108k every year.
385 months is 32 years, taking it to 3,465,000 in ROI after 385 months.. WHT might still be deducted at the end. chill with the hot garbage sir

[Ola Adams @AlfaAdam001]

This could be your route to escape poverty and touch your first ₦1 billion:

• If you invest ₦50k monthly in an equity fund averaging 18% annual return, your money would worth ₦1 billion after 385 months.

You can confirm the math anywhere.

[Tspices Kitchen @Tspiceskitchen]

One of the biggest hacks I’ve learnt as a new wife is this:

Never ask a man what he feels like eating!
They NEVER know!! 😭

Anything ke? 😭 Can’t they just be specific?

Anyway, Don’t ask.

Just cook whatever you feel like eating…

they’ll happily eat it. 😂

[Dio 🇳🇬 @heisntdio]

“My mumsi Samsung” “my friend’s 2025 prado” this has to be some sort of mental illness dawg

[Taikunn @taiikunn]

@DurkioWiz Mara Tansho

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Enzo showing funny mike the Nigerian Mara dance, Steps deh cry 😂🔥

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Could bees locked in a massive greenhouse full of flowering weed make THC honey???

[Fact @Fact]

The tiny white dots you can see when looking at a bright blue sky are actually white blood cells moving in front of the retina.

[Pelé @Pele]

1959 was a very busy year for me. I scored 126 goals...// 1959 foi um ano muito movimentado para mim. Eu fiz 126 gols...

[guz! @yeh0shua_]

why would you as a Jesus baby put yourself within my reach. u no dey pray?😂

[We$t @flygodT]

As I no give you the money you ask for, you see say you no die baby girl

You self be hustler, I’m proud of you❤️🙌🏾

[🐈‍⬛Lusía ⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖🍓 @TsukkiAkai]

Es como ver la Mona Lisa siendo pintada 🐱🇪🇸

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Everything you see any player doing, Pelé did it first. RIP ⚽️🤴🏿

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

arguing with me is pointless, the grass is blue to me as long as it annoys you.

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

A 28-year-old gets a mild viral fever. Over 3 days, he pops paracetamol (Acetaminophen) every few hours, plus a combination cold syrup to sweat it out.

On day 4, his eyes turn bright yellow, he starts vomiting blood and he's rushed to the ICU for acute liver failure.

What went wrong?

[Fact @Fact]

The longest English word without a vowel is twyndyllyngs which means "twins".