Taika. |PARODY|

An idiot’s life in VistaVision. - PARODY ONLY

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

↳ Taika Waititi

Director. Writer. Producer. Podcaster. Person. Maybe. Might be an alien, no one’s really sure. Uhhhh…yeah. I’m back.

Strictly IC.

MDNI.

Friendly writer.

21+.

PARODY

↻ + ♡?

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

2026 can eat an entire bag of hammers.

Dolly Parton, Sam Neill, AND TIM CURRY?!

Fuck this year, man.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@phoebswb Ehhhh…maybe.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@phoebswb Naaaah. Just ruin a few franchises and childhoods.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

The amateurest of the amateur.

[Phoebs. || PARODY @phoebswb]

Support your local amateur director!!

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@phoebswb God willing!

[Phoebs. || PARODY @phoebswb]

Support your local amateur director!!

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@FauxOrtega That’s our Klara.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

If your argument for anything ever involves the phrase “woke mob”, I’m going to just assume you’re an idiot, and disregard everything.

Toodles.

[Javier. ||PARODY|| @JavierBcrdem]

↳ Javier Bardem.

“Even in the darkest regions, people have discovered their right of freedom.”

Product of Spain in ‘69. Old man.
Lucky to do the best job in the world.
Free. Fucking. Palestine.

Strictly in character. ND. 21+. MDNI.

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[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@phoebswb It IS!!!

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@phoebswb That’s not fighting!

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

‼️ATTENTION‼️

I have a tummy ache.

This needs to be resolved. Possibly by combat.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@phoebswb Fight my belly!

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

Don’t forget:

I’ve still yet to ruin Star Wars.

Be warned.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

@amyacdms Thank YOU for agreeing to be in it! You’re absolutely marvelous, and the world will see that.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

Go see this. It’s a labor of robotic love.

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

Why does this infernal thing say I have a new DM when I don’t?! It won’t go away.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Taika. |PARODY| @TaikcWaititi]

The lady has spoken.

[Phoebs. || PARODY @phoebswb]

We supporting Spain in the finals.