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@exvangelicalGwe @life__pill He says it's true.

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@tranhuong95cb It's a type of Mayfly.

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@Hoopster_023 @ChiliFritoBowl @Bigpoggers572 @CopsGoneWrong @CHP_San_Diego Lane splitting has also been legal in Minnesota since July 2025, up to 25mph.

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@erin_eris @BlackDumpling "There is no tornado."

"Well, there's a tornado, but it's not coming this way."

"OK, the tornado did come this way, and obliterated everything. But that's such an outlier. It's the people with an irrational fear of tornadoes who are the real problem."

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@radioactivered So, if your bartender is wearing a dosimeter badge and a lead apron, it's nothing to be alarmed about.

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@BlackDumpling True. Too many choose never to look down, or step outside.

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@VelvetLux22 One egg a week increases diabetes risk only if you use it while making pancake batter.

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@Humantypething @Zona_G1 The bird was trying to nab the snake for lunch, botched the snatch and grab, and ended up in the snake's version of a BJJ choke out.

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@coleman_sellers @neonarcadegrant

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@realarvinds @Sorenthek Current market value differs from the artificially low value that the government lists for the inventory on its books, by quite a bit.

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@Mericamemed

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@Mericamemed They need to write some wake turbulence into the flight models.

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@AsianObnoxious @Tim_Denning @grok The only person qualified to play the lead role is Jonny Kim, and there just aren't any open spots in his schedule.

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@bmitori Alfred's seen some things.

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@realDougStewart They just need to hire a Gaucho and learn to do it old school.

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@skete203033114 @MagneticNorse No, that guy is in the background as the screamer steps into the tube. I'm guessing the person who got stuck is the lady in blue.

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@huguemaybes @GraduatedBen Many of the European fans seem to be driving from match to match in order to see the countryside. They may be en route from Miami or Atlanta to parts west, or vice versa.

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@TheGrayWolf88 You can't have your 10mm and yeet it too.

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@Senjiru22 @MagnusJtg @John_F_kJr To be seen in the light of reality.

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