I don't know where I am going, but I am on my way 🙈🙉🙊🥋 Informally formal! [parody account] (BEAUTIFUL layout by @Shouutoo , artist credit tacked to pinned!)
@earbudbeats A— fork.
Well, at least it wasn’t aluminum?
His tail whips out to partially shield over Jiro’s head anyway.
“Er… do we need a new microwave?”
@CheesecakeKami “I don’t know… might take a lot of work. Should I start by walking around with my chest puffed out?” He tries it experimentally, and shakes with restrained laughter.
@CheesecakeKami “It’s a good height,” Ojiro supplies helpfully, bending his knees to match her height. Heh, cute! —He looks around, and then smiles at her wryly, “But… if you need something from the top shelf, let me know?”
As for being scary… he stands straight again and his tail tilts, —
@CheesecakeKami Her cheeriness as infectious as ever.
“Even if I tried my hardest?! It’s reassuring, Kaminari, but also— you’ve crushed my dreams of working in a haunted house.”
His laugh betrays his teasing and he pats her head. “… Have you always been this small?”
Maybe he’ll cook up some breakfast foods for everyone— …after he figures out what that gunk on the ceiling of the kitchen is and if it’s safe to remove it???
@CheesecakeKami Her reaction makes him snort into laughter and he carefully sets her down to ruffle at her hair.
“I kind of expected to be electrocuted, but that was way better. I couldn’t scare you?” Ojiro grins, rolls back on his heels.