Tail the hedgeho

have you ever wondered why a coin can fit in one nostril but not in the other? that's wild

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@mitsvalen1 I'm Tail!

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@EzraUnstoppable @finn_ette some bozo idk
looks dumb

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there are like 6 or 7 different types of posts on this app and what you've just read is 2 of them

[Mamono World @MamonoWorld]

Well, Peter Griffin WAS a fisherman once.

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sometimes they even throw the invitation straight into the trash right in front of you. like at least wait until i've turned my back, come on. that isn't very amazing of you.

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some people are upset when you hide your birthday on your Social Media Account and only a few people remember it and congratulate them

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some people spend the entire weekend handing out cute birthday invitations with drawn dragons and a comic sans font only to end up sitting with a cake alone with a tooter made out of toilet paper roll because they thought it'd be funny

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@KOOPMode is Fang a certified Manul supporter⁉️

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@FathomFloof manul

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@mitsvalen1 oh okay

and who's on the left

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sooner or later, we'll find the long way home

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rivers are stupid. what do you mean you can't go uphill. i want the current to go there why can't i. laws of physics my ass.

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I wonder what @ScrewdHyena thinks of the Kendrick/Drake situation

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can someone borrow me more time? i'll return it by yousday

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..are they broken?
...are they even mirrors?

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surrounded by broken mirrors. someone's gotta pay for all this at some point

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@mitsvalen1 you definitely should, although the plural of "Chao" is "Chao", not "Chaos"

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everytime i open up discord i tell to my loyal audience "it is yet again time to check out the fan mail!"

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sometimes you're a nutshell hard to crack that nobody cares to try
sometimes you're an open book that nobody wants to read because it's a very boring book about bug mating seasons like come on where is the redemption ark. ending sucks.