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starting to think that me “noticing everything” is just an inability to filter out irrelevant stimuli (symptom of schizophrenia)

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I think 67 was the most precise indicator of the divide between elder and younger Gen Z (between 2002/2003). The majority of people I know in 2002 either didn’t care/half-heartedly laughed at it while most even a year younger were waving their hands with gusto

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Pregnancy is the ultimate blind box (paraphrased from my mom)

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Just almost googled “where is my laptop charger”

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@confusionm8trix I did this with emma stone and filled three pages with a diagram of her filmography and costars.. her web connects them all

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just saw mother mary and im actually laughing at how bad it was. Like how did it get through so many checkpoints without someone speaking up about how it’s almost 2 hours of straight nothingburger dialogue.

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@6spicy6satan6 @janedazey god forbid a girl provide extra context

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sometimes you can really only watch helplessly as your favourite songs get forcefully seized by terminally online looksmaxxing gymbros (angel by massive attack)

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@_motherslug It’s opinions based fr 🙏🏻

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Unfortunately those reel compilations of people pranking their parents with modern slang do make me laugh every time. Can I get a grande ice latte with back shots please

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@wifeoftoast Need to know if she gave every other book destroyed in the flood the same rating

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@eatthebologna I swear in cherry-colored funk she sings “can my nuts hang” I’ve always heard that

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Feigning ignorance is my favourite hobby

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Fka twigs looks like an unreal engine metahuman. With as much love as possible

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I’m addicted to opening cans of soda and only taking four sips out of them

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Types of people I like hanging out with ranked:
Gay men
Lesbians
Bi girls
Enbys
Straight girls
Bi guys
Straight men

There are exceptions

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PDA (Paul dhomas anderson)

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@erikatheecasier Hamlet?

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Tim hortons omurice

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If it was apples intention to pierce my ears every time the AirPod low battery sound plays then they have succeeded #win