Helena Bottom Carter

Names have been changed to protect the satisfied. Sober. Gay. he/him

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

I hope she sues the fucking shit out of you

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

🚨VIEWER WARNING🚨 

Meet Alyssa Edwards: James Talarico’s favorite sick and twisted drag queen.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘GREMLINS 3’.

In theaters on October 6, 2028.

[Alyssa Edwards @AlyssaEdwards_1]

An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

No wonder Brian Cox hates him lol

[Variety @Variety]

Aaron Sorkin Says Jeremy Strong Treated His Co-Stars 'The Way He Imagines' Mark Zuckerberg Treats People While Shooting 'The Social Reckoning' https://t.co/O1u2U7Vhto

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

I love people like this, like why aren’t YOU protesting those things? It’s always the accusation that other people (libs) aren’t doing enough meanwhile you’re a twitch streamer lol with a monetized twitter

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

There is one political gay on here who gives such manic, mean-spirited, unwell energy.

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

You can wrap up your reactionary conservative beliefs in as much progressive language as you want but you’re still going to vote Republican in 2 years lol

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

They all trying to distance themselves now that all the damage is done.

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

Careful diva, last time you talked shit about an ex it didn’t go so hot for you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Aaron Rodgers says that Shailene Woodley asked to sleep with another guy after he proposed:

“A couple days after [the proposal] she tells me, ‘Before we get married I gotta go f*ck this guy.’”

(https://t.co/wyp0tpNW3X)

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

Omg find real problems

[Adele Scalia @AdeleScalia]

I really dislike whimsy in teachers and it seems like all teachers now think they have to be whimsical and cute. In my day teachers wore suits to school and were serious people—which isn’t to say they were unlikable or unpleasant. They just understood their jobs better.

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

lol she is not telling people to not get a cat bite treated. She was answering someone who asked why they smell good when they groom often

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Cats do not have "antibacterial saliva." If you get bit by a cat, you need to immediately go to the ER or urgent care.

Cat bites have very high rates of infection.

[30 Rock @30Rock]

A 30 Rock 20th Anniversary Celebration is coming to Radio City Music Hall on October 11! Join Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, and more for this one-night only, never-to-be televised event benefitting The Boys and Girl Club of Harlem.

Ticket presales begin Wednesday August 26 and general onsale begins Thursday August 27 at https://t.co/ol7xwlLkwY.

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

@ArmandDoma Mamadani announced his meeting with the president in advance and it was all very public. Jeffries’ meeting with Kushner only came out after the fact when it was leaked, that’s a big part of the problem people have

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

You all need to get a life. A joke between two friends does not make someone a pervert you fucking puritanical weirdos

[ro @loveologian]

Does anyone remember that micro-era of total insanity where calling out Pascal for being an in your face pervert absurdly flying under the radar was being criticised as terf dogwhistling towards a heckin wholesome queer man. whatever the fuck that means

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

@realCarola2Hope You’re just a real piece of shit aren’t you

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

Sorry but the way you all are talking I thought he sexually assaulted someone or got caught jerking it in public. He embezzled $10K from a building management company? I just don’t think that’s any of our business

[🩵 @reductivetweets]

💰💸 THREAD: I analyzed all the court documents on the docket for this heinous couple so you don't have to. Here's what they allege he did. (Btw, they deleted this post on LPSG.) 💰💸

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

The whole Ossoff/Harp kerfuffle reminds me of the reaction the press had when Michelle Wolf made a joke at Nerd Prom about Sarah Huckabee Sanders and reporters consoled Sanders like she'd been physically assaulted, publicly defended her, and smeared Wolf.

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

When people say stuff like this I just know they’re going to be a full-fledged republican in the next couple years. It’s just reactionary behavior

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

No lol. That ship has sailed. I'm voting for literally any Republican over politicians who campaign with Hasan Piker

You guys know he's an advocate of terrorism and the murder of innocent people. If you want me to vote for you, tell him to go fuck himself

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

How do you even defend something like this?

[Reuters @Reuters]

Israeli settlers in the occupied West Bank diverted a spring that was a lifeline for the Palestinian village of Fasayil, cutting irrigation pipes in June and converting it into a tourist attraction, leaving nearby farms barren https://t.co/yzqIHVNnla

[Helena Bottom Carter @taio_shoe]

You people are being way too weird about a bookstore with a bar in it

[Amy Yang @amyy_yangg]

omg Rabbit Books and Bar just opened today in east village and it’s one of the most gorgeous spaces ive ever stepped foot in

if you grew up on barnes and noble this is the absolute best place to cowork, read and drink!!!

also its owned by a mom and daughter… so cute