𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘.

✎ᝰ.ᐟ
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Roblox Grace Parody, Not Affiliated W/ Anyone!

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

𝐻𝑂𝑊 𝐶𝐴𝑁 𝐼 𝑅𝐴𝑇𝑇𝐿𝐸 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝐶𝐴𝐺𝐸, 𝐵𝑂𝑌 .ᐣ
𝐻𝑂𝑊 𝐶𝐴𝑁 𝐼 𝑅𝐴𝑇𝑇𝐿𝐸 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝐶𝐴𝐺𝐸 .ᐣ
𓂃.₊̣̇.🖋

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

https://t.co/xJ0U3D8BU9

Strawpage's Up And Running Again .
Beta Version. More To Come Later If I Have The Time .

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

Mhm! Perhaps it doesn't!

But, believe me! We're BUSINESS PARTNERS! It wouldn't hurt for us to know more about each other outside of this deal, hmmm?

[ It stops, turning and extending a hand. Same way as previous ]

Come ON! What's the harm in useless information being used? Hm?

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

Even In Causality, Can Lead To Relapse.

[ He'd rather not even risk the possibility. Falling behind since the other sped up. ]

Besides. That Knowledge Doesn't benefit You, Therefore Isn't Your Business.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

My, my! And who do we have here?

;> I've heard PLENTY impressive things!

Perhaps you'd appreciate an offer, hmmm? Something to fully appreciate such talent?

[𝐂aelus. @PRAYERSINPAINT]

You have to be careful,
You have to be diligent.
Planning and measuring every detail.

[𝐂aelus. @PRAYERSINPAINT]

Now, to find my quill...

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

I COULD POUR DRINKS FOR US!

Unless that's a sore subject for you aswell?

[ It cackles, waving a hand at him.]

Kidding! Kidding!

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

HMMM.

Why, of course, darling! Wouldn't want to bring you out of a rational headspace for this deal, yes?

[ It looked back, patting him twice on the shoulder before descending faster down the stairs. ]

OOH. It would be INTERESTING to do so!

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

Can We Not Discuss This .

[ Surprisingly defensive over the topic, even by a vague mention! Frustrated maybe? Just too soon of a wound? ]

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

Mmmn. You obviously have!

ESPECIALLY with that.

[ It recoils. ]

. . THING.

Whatever do you see in it - I WONDER!

Not to IMPLY that your taste is . . HORRENDOUS.

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

I've Been In Worse Conditions.
But I Suppose, If You Worry On Your Appearances.

[ They'd follow in the descent, only some steps behind to keep distance. ]

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

. . SIIIGH. FINE!

I won't.

[ Descending further, it glances towards the end of a dark hallway before looking back down. ]

And it was IMPLIED you wanted the staircase to fit your more. . "PROFESSIONAL" tastes!

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

I Never Commented On The Staircase, You Messed With It Your Own Volition .

[ Though he didn't hold any 'responsibility' on the situations. It's not his fault! ]

Quit Acting Like You're New To How I Act .

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

No WONDER why you get in the situations you do!

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

One would expect professionalism, yes! But one may also expect someone who, I don't know - LOVES their job, to have a little fun with it?

SIGH. You just expect SO MUCH from me! Making me fix this - PERFECTLY GOOD staircase in favor of. PROFESSIONALISM -

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

Good .

[ So it was horrible on purpose? Interesting to note. Another to note of how it could be manipulated. Good to know what someone is able to do in their territory. ]

That's The Point, No?

One Would EXPECT Professionalism From You .

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

. . .

. . . . . .

:|

[ It straightens itself up. ]

You thought. But I never said I would be.

But FIIIINE. I'll be. PPPprofessional.

[ It waves its hand, manipulating tar and making the staircase look . . better than it did previously. ]

. . I. SUPPOSE.

Tch.

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

I Got Here.

[ Unamused by the dramatics. Rolling his eyes. ]

Would You Quit It? I Thought You Were Going To Be Professional .

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

. . . :<

HMPH!

[ It folds its arms, turning away with a pout. ]

SUCH a KILLJOY! You won't get ANYWHERE with that attitude, you know?

[ Starting to dramatically sob as it leans back towards the pit with a hand on its forehead. Faking a fall. Dramatic ass bitch ]

YOU WOUND ME!

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

[ A quirk of his brow. Glancing down to the tar and then back at the other. ]

Even If You Did, It's Not Like It'd Matter.
And The Deal Would Be Off. You Wouldn't Get What You Want From Me .

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

. . . Hmmm. If you're going to be such a BUZZKILL, why don't I just.

SHOVE YOU DOWN THERE?

HAH! I'd NEVER HURT YOU.

Unlike another one you know~!

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

Mhm~! Keep DENYING IT. I KNOW WHEN I'M RIGHT!

[ The stairs eventually lead into a massive cylinder-shaped room, descending for what felt like a skyscraper's height, stairs spiraling down along the walls. It stares down at the tar below for too long before looking back. ]

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

[ He'd keep their head down, watching the steps in the descent. ]

You Know Exactly That I Was Calling You Thick In A DENSE Way- You're Proving It As Well.

[ They'd rather not address the prior comment before that gets twisted as well. ]

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

OHH MY GOD PURPLE NOTIFICATIONS LIKE STFU I KNOW I GOTTA KEEP TORMENTING SIMON BUT IM LOSING BUDGET

/NC

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

But, Simon, dear! I know you're OLD and OUT OF TOUCH WITH MODERN SLANG, but you cannot call someone THICK without it being taken a certain way!

[ A wink. ]

Don't worry! I'm sure you meant it as such deep-down. Isn't that right?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

MMMMM. PERHAPS!

Such a LOVELY magenta you just turned there, by the way~! I'll have to make more use of that in the future!

[ It starts descending the stairs. Some steps being straight pits to hell. Some steps simply creaking and occasionally cracking. ]

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

I'm Not Going To Get Lost.

Do You Think I'm An Idiot?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

Holding your hand - whatever will happen when you get DISTRACTED by the GLORY OF THIS PLACE?!

I'll let go, glance away, and you'll be GONE!

[ A dramatic fake sob before it started pulling him to a staircase leading down. ]

I SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE THAT HAPPEN!

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘. @TAIRBRLIE_]

[ It started snickering, putting its other hand to its mouth as it leaned back a little. ]

THICKER, YOU SAY?

My, My! Such a flirt~

But I could tell you were that from those . . private messages~!

[ It squeezed his hand tighter. ]

And it is a NECESSITY!

[ᨳ SINNER @bird_cravings]

. . .
You Know You Don't Need To Hold My Hand The Whole Way.

[ A scoff, tilting his head away since the other is completely in their personal space. ]

But, Yes. Tar Is Thicker, And Suffocating.

[ ..There seems to be some hidden insult. ]