pp

[pp @tajee_]

the mfs in the lapd gon be listening to this man's music on repeat tryna find something. Imma say this the most streams he's gonna get in years

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

The DNA results came back inconclusive, meaning they were not able to tell if Tory Lanez DNA was on the gun or not. LAPD criminologist, Randy Zepeda says he would expect it to be conclusive for somebody to allegedly shoot 5x

[pp @tajee_]

The police better be bent over while I handcuff them and give them the roughest sex ever for me to be satisfied again

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

This is what a massive lawsuit looks like

[pp @tajee_]

Bro is simultaneously becoming a perfect piano player and a doctor

[pp @tajee_]

He should change bound 2 to bound 200k cause that’s all their marriage was worth tbh

[pp @tajee_]

Something tells me that Elon is some sort of hybrid snake and he’s gonna rattle and hiss until apple gives in

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Apple gave Fortnite the boot for not agreeing with the App Store revenue share and the game was making $1 billion+ on iOS

something tells me Apple won’t be rattled by Musk and his army of 150k users paying $8

[pp @tajee_]

Would’ve bought but my pet tiger likes to roam the house, disappointing

[pp @tajee_]

Elon musk after finding out that there’s no kids to exploit for money on this platform #RIPTwitter

[pp @tajee_]

Crazy how he’s working his butt off and u have urs against his genitals like some kind of a prostate exam gone wrong

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Elon Musk could be chilling in a $100,000,000 mansion right now, getting massaged by 100 women, as a team of private chefs prepares him a 5-star meal! Instead @elonmusk is literally sleeping at Twitter HQ and working his butt off daily to improve the world.

[pp @tajee_]

it’s cause Pete davidson took all the other ones

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

why do men only know like 5 words

[pp @tajee_]

Can’t blame him this is his alt account u gotta look at his grindr account for the “alpha worthy” stats

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Holy shit guys, I was (allegedly) provided a copy of “Alpha Male” Nick Adams’ Tinder History 🤯

[pp @tajee_]

#playboicarti

[pp @tajee_]

th outta their asshole chill out

[pp @tajee_]

Imagine if men had to brea

[pp @tajee_]

#Kanye #KanyeWest

[pp @tajee_]

@Jacksepticeye Man went from seeing if he was smarter than fifth graders to scaring them in the span of an hour

[pp @tajee_]

This mf dream never facetimed anyone. He must’ve been messaging people with this #dreamfacereveal

[pp @tajee_]

I’m sorry but this music video doesn’t seem correct now because he’s normally stuck with his face at a 75 degree angle. Must’ve been those damn normal pills #dreamwastaken

[pp @tajee_]

the real “dream” was us thinking that anyone would ever look better than this #dreamfacereveal

[pp @tajee_]

@LudwigAhgren @Dream @Dream PLEASE HURRY, I HAVE GONE AS LOW AS TO WATCH A LUDWIG STREAM BECAUSE OF YOUR SECRETIVE ASS