Taj Wanders

I live, I laugh, I play. It's not always good but it sure is fun.

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@HouseofJules Wish I was sucking on your spicy sausage balls. Happy Birthday, friend.

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I don't give a fuck apparently doesn't compute to those that ask if I heard who died on Glee. #fuckgleerightinthefuckingface

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@HouseofJules Yum, yum gimme some. #DeliciousKorv #GiveUsThisDayOurDailySauseeege

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@HouseofJules @madelinesonja Crazy Brits ejaculate all the time? I'm stuck, should I confirm or dispute? #notthesedays

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@HouseofJules If he had kids with Megan Fox, they'd be digitally challenged.

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@melisalw I think she wishes it was called The Aguilera Show.

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I was just corrected by txt for typing Duck Tape. Duck Tape is the BRAND that puts out DUCT tape. Look shit up before you try to be an ass.

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Duck tape & hammer would solve the Aguilera problem. #thevoice #hushwoman

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@GeneHogan @houseofjules Gene just totally trumped Levine on the hotness meter.

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@HouseofJules You, @adamlevine and that last tweet are so hot.

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@HouseofJules I think I need a moment or an hour. That hand is my hero & that photo is my new screen. #girlimlikedamn

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@adamlevine is so hot when he looks like he wants to tell Aguilera to shut the fuck up. #thevoice

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Aguilera is annoying. That face she just made...really. #thevoice

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@AngelHawk73 More like stfu dot com. I'm awed people think it's cute to speak like that. #effthatnoisedotcom

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@AngelHawk73 Newman circa anything is beautiful. #swoon

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Theme song for today: Puke - Eminem #fuckangermanagement

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@melisalw It was a moment. But she's crushed it's only once a year. I gave her Shamrock joy & then snatched it away.

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My kid had her first Shamrock Shake today. Her response: I've been missing a decade of this! #monstercreated

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@AngelHawk73 Warden says you are a magically delicious smart ass. & he thanks you for the B-Day wishes & braghlessness! #luckycharms

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@AngelHawk73 I laughed out loud at your erin go braghless! I knew some Erin's who embraced being braghless. #irishfunbags