Jordan.

I'm not the girl who gets saved at the end of the movie. I'm the girl with the gun that blows the protagonists head off. @fangtastic_Pam is my vampire.

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I still keep an eye on you, Vampire love.

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Such a shame to see this place so damn dead. Fuck. ~Snorts~

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Ommmfff she still does it for me.

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*Leaves a small gift on the counter at Fangtasia of my blood for @fangtastic_Pam in hopes that it’ll soothe a potential fangover after the holidays*

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I wonder if human flesh is a suitable Thanksgiving option.

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Business.. you know how it goes.

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@LikeIEvenCare_ *Drools*

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@EricVikingKin @RevengeOnDaddy @pamiravenscroft @SucculentSook @Sophiedusolei @fangtastic_Pam @lilithslegacy @Arlene_TB @VampofTheIrish @HadsHale @Merlotte_Sam @OnlyWeakness @PerplexedGinger On the contrary to everyone else, I deserted you. *Shrugs with a snide smirk and saunters off offering a coy wink to ensure that Eric knew of my teasing nature*

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Solo this weekend because I’ve been brutally inactive and some of you cunts deserve to fuckin perish.

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I had a dream that I was suckin Pam’s titties and I don’t think I’ve ever slept so good in my life.

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@fangtastic_Pam You have a human? What the hell Pam. *Saunters up and kisses your cheek* It’s ookkkaaay. I can share. I won’t stake it.

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Can you imagine Pam having a daughter? *Snorts*

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I get myself into trouble when I just say fuuuuccckkk iiiitttt. Stay out of my way.

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Y’all are a bunch of whiny motherfuckers. Jesus.

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True Blood *Licks teeth* I guess I’m sharing with Eric? That’s a change of scenery.... and appendages.

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*Shit eating grin and feeds Sadie some shrimp* It’s your time to shine you lil diva you.

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Good evening humans... and vampires.... and *grins* werewolves. I’m coming for you. *Winks*

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This was on my TL and sweeeetttt Jesus I needed this today.

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@fangtastic_Pam I volunteer to punish her for you, Eric. *Raises hand furiously and waves it*

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I ate so much I think my stomach might pop. Mmmm.