Sam

Just waiting for Julian Edelman to fall in love with me

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

Damn ok mom

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

Millionth year in a row. Still obsessed with u Mike @QuinnXCII yet still havent gotten to see you (3 concerts & counting have been canceled </3)

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

Guess I’ll be ignoring this

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

It’s a special birthday sweepstakes! 🐿️

Repost to win a signed @Edelman11 football: https://t.co/lRe6MpgMwl

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Tom Brady's record against every NFL team:

Total domination 🐐

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WHO WANTS A SIGNED @CHRISGONZO28 JERSEY!?!?!

RT to enter & #ProBowlVote 🔥

📋: https://t.co/YypLkGt5Wq

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

A birthday gift from us to you!

RT for the chance to win a signed @DrakeMaye2 photo: https://t.co/mLKGiBhClg

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

@CollinRugg Why would you leave out the part where the teenager is on the Autism spectrum? That changes the story a bit. Not saying beating up a teacher is correct, but it is way less malicious in this context

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

The greatest of all giveaways 🔥

RT to win a signed @TomBrady jersey.

Sweepstakes rules: https://t.co/AprEWKAQDl

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

@HMongilio Or the Georgia aquarium. So many coughing little kids

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Full article is linked below for people asking!! https://t.co/4rHAn9N73e

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

YESSSSSS

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Report: Dont'a Hightower to return as Patriots LB coach: https://t.co/QsZUIokAWl

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

Ravens are good again, time for a brother rematch (AFC level at least)

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Chargers are hiring Michigan HC Jim Harbaugh, per @AdamSchefter. Harbaugh returns to the NFL and will be paired up with Justin Herbert. A massive hire in LA.

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

@NicoleLaBontaa Yep!!

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

Been a weird NFL season but you can always count on the Cowboys choking in the playoffs

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

THIS HAS BECOME THE MOST HUMILIATING PLAYOFF LOSS IN DALLAS COWBOYS HISTORY. WE WERE 7.5-POINT FAVORITES, WITH THE 2 SEED AND THE NO. 1 OFFENSE AND A DEFENSE THAT LED THE LEAGUE IN PRESSURES.

[Sam @takeaSAMple]

I love that this is BB going “crazy”

[Pats Buzz @PatsBuzz]

Never forget the scramble by Tom Brady that made Bill Belichick go crazy on the sidelines.

What an era this was. We witnessed greatness. 🐐🐐

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Jelly Roll went to congress to get lawmakers to pass legislation to prevent the fentanyl crisis from getting worse than it already is in America right now

As if I didn’t need another reason to love @JellyRoll615

[Pats Buzz @PatsBuzz]

The Bill Belichick/Tom Brady era in a graphic.

You’ll never see anything like it again. 🐐🐐🏆

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Tony Romo: “Between me and Tom Brady we have 7 Super Bowl wins.” 😂

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Keenan Allen after getting my fantasy team to the playoffs:

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

A list of things exactly zero people said on 9/12/2001:

- “America must retaliate proportionally.”

- “Both sides need to show restraint.”

- “America is responsible for humanitarian aid to Afghanistan.”

- “Where’s the proof of all the dead bodies?”

- “America was asking for it. What did you expect?”

- “Not all afghans are al-Qaeda.”

“America needs to provide water and electricity to Afghanistan.”

- “It’s an unfair war. America is stronger and therefore needs to show restraint.”

- “Free Afghanistan.”

- “Let’s send millions of dollars to Afghanistan even though we know 100% that al-Qaeda will steal that money.”

- “You are oversimplifying. There is context about the conflict you’re ignoring .”

What did I forget?