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Catwalk model specialising in vintage Speedoes.Once had a volatile fling with Charlie Nicholas but now have sedate coffee mornings with Bobby Pires

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"And you've done it all by cheating "

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@Le77y64 Haha, if only Letty. Great to see you and Jane. What a day!

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

BREAKING: Nadine Dorries letter to the Prime Minister this morning

[@Northbanksy @northbanksyafc]

We’re now only able to field only one of our three available internet TV shit heads. With Troopz overseas at the Cunt of Nations & DT on loan at Prison FC will Fat Robbie be enough to hold the line? He’s a World Class piece of shit, but @AFTVMedia are down to the bare bones here.

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

💬They are showing some intestinal fortitude.💬

Michael Holding says his career would have been over if he had made a stand against racism during his playing days and praises the England football team for taking the knee despite some fans continuing to boo the gesture.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Donald Trump’s coronavirus journey, from Covid is a “hoax” to needing supplementary oxygen. How a disaster unfolded. Sound on.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

All those pious tweets saying you’re as bad as Trump if you’re not sympathetic can fuck right off. He’s a cunt and I don’t give a shit about him and if that makes me a cunt too then good. Have a lovely, safe day. 😘

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House! We have a winner in the cliché-vomiting thick as mince "how in the name of holy fuck did this massive walloper ever get to become an MP" Bingo.

[Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE 🇬🇧 @andreajenkyns]

Oh mister Wokeman, We will continue to take a stand against you and your anti-Britsh, anti-free speech agenda. Socialism is not the answer and time will demonstrate what a real idiot you are! #ProBrexit, #ProBoris, #ProTrump 🇬🇧

[John Nicholson @JohnnyTheNic]

The Football Lads are a stain on both football and lads.

My piece on the dystopian satire that was Saturday

https://t.co/XjgGoqKN4o

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@dchempstead Nope. Whatever gave you that idea? I fear that your admirable optimism which gave way to an obvious but lovable delusion, is now a full psychotic breakdown. This might be an emergency. Please provide address so I can get immediate medical assistance to you.

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So ... we leave our 3 best players on the bench ... we have a Manager who washes his hair in prime goose fat... we play dickhead Mustafi at rb who gives away a pen in front of a sleeping linesman... and Tottenham still, STILL couldn't beat us. Big Club my arse.

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@dchempstead Ah, I fear we have reached the point where your optimism has tipped over into delusion. Such a shame, I was enjoying your "l'esprit". Never mind, onwards dear fellow, a League Cup may await you in the next decade, and failing that, I can recommend several good resting homes.

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@dchempstead Stay happy Babebuns. You're optimism in the face of all evidence is admired. Tip of the hat to you.

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@dchempstead 58 years and counting. 2 Arsenal titles won at your place in the meantime. Keep on laughing sweetie.

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Giggs " I had no idea what I was doing during that celebration".

Well let me enlighten you, you monosyllabic tiresome bore. You revealed to the world what is best reserved for your sister in law. World still in therapy.

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@SweetAFCJane Really thought you might have learned your lesson on Saturday. Please fix up immediately.

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@SweetAFCJane

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@Le77y64

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