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[. @takeacigarette_]

do not change bio, password, un, and dn !!

[Pinkachu 🇵🇭 @inkblot0911]

Wala ka sa Pilipinas nung bumaha.
Never kitang nakitang rumisponde at magbigay tulong.
Malakas magsalita.
Kulang sa gawa.

[nikha @addinikha]

🦊: tapos, nakita niyo ba yung tubig sa US? ang dumi na. imagine, that’s happening in a very big country. what more in our country? so please, let’s use our voice.

don’t you just love it when idols are politically aware? like, yes, we need to talk about what matters and what’s happening in our country. NO TO PAX SILICA!!

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

At a family dinner, my uncle said women were "too weak" for physically demanding jobs. My grandma looked at him and said, "I gave birth without anesthesia. You called an ambulance because of kidney stones." The table went completely silent.

[militant @alasiye7e]

Ganito ka-balasubas at kalakas loob ng mga AI data center developer na tarantaduhin at maliitin lahi natin. Tapos tingin niyo may paki sila sa kaunlaran ng bansa natin? LOL

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

Lorna: “Misleading questions are not allowed”

Kristine: “They ARE allowed”

Lawyers in the back: “HA?!”

😭😭😭

[Coco @_dacoconutnut]

'GUSTO MONG MAMATAY?'

Kawawang rider hinarang ng mga nag-rally na taga-INC tapos ninakaw yung susi ng motor niya. Nung nagreklamo siya, pinagmumura pa tapos pinagbantaan na papatayin.

Ganito ba talaga kayo, mga kapatid? May rumespondeng pulis pero wala ring nagawa. Mga perwisyo kayo sa Pilipinas.

[thoughtspresso @MminaMac]

Is she wearing... a NewJeans shirt... with Eugene Domingo's face on it????

NEU-GENES imnidaaaaaa 😩

[Prostate Hail Mary Tedesco @chiltonism]

In the Philippines they don't even do this they just shoot you and your kid

[Kiko Pangilinan @kikopangilinan]

JOINT STATEMENT ON THE SENATE MINORITY WALKOUT

We strongly condemn what appears to be an attempt to rush a major change in the Senate Rules, especially when several members of the minority still wanted to speak and raise serious questions on the floor.

Bakit kailangang madaliin? Bakit kailangang pigilan ang mga gustong magsalita? Bakit kailangang i-divide ang house kung marami pang senador ang nagtatanong tungkol sa proseso?

Minamadali ba ang rule change na ito dahil gusto nilang maka boto si Senator Bato? At ngayong may mga ulat na may mga majority senators na maaaring arestuhin?

We walked out because what happened on the floor looked less like orderly deliberation. The proposed rule change affects how senators may attend sessions, participate in proceedings and exercise their mandate through remote means, and such a measure should be opened to healthy public debate instead of being rushed by the tyranny of the majority.

We have always welcomed healthy discussions on the floor, but this should mean allowing all members to be heard, not forcing the chamber to move at the speed preferred by the majority.

At the time the motion was taken up, there was no duly constituted Committee on Rules and there was not even an elected Majority Leader who could properly guide a rules amendment through the regular process.

How could there have been any action or discussion before the Committee on Rules when no Committee on Rules has been organized to date?

With due respect, the answer that no Senate rule had been violated does not settle the matter, because the rules cannot be treated as a matter of convenience when the very process for amending them is under serious question.

The timing raises a question that the public deserves to hear debated openly. Kaya pinili naming tumayo at iwan ang majority sa plenary. Kaya kami nagdesisyon to question the quorum and call for adjournment.

If the proposal is truly defensible, then let it pass through the proper route.

We owe it to the people who voted for us to do our mandate. This is why we want more time to discuss this further.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

What happens when two brides cross paths on their wedding day in Vietnam? They exchange bouquets as a way to wish each other luck.

[Eskii 💭 @alleyazra]

Luh?! Bakit legit na mukha silang mag-ina? Na para bang tinago sa tatay ng matagal na panahon, at ngayon palang nila tatagpuin ulit.

[kaye @ijbolinao]

hi, ito na ba yung tres marias?

[juls @chstarkive]

(kuya after pointing out that krystal has one mistake)
carmelle: bantayan mo yun, krystal. parang awa mo na, uy! ikaw na ‘yun, krystaaal!

no one can ever make me doubt ur friendship krysmelle :’(
#PBBCollab20KapamilyaTicket

[jl 𝜗ৎ @koxjjl]

heath literally applied the lesson he got from the last nomination and that makes me proud and happy but on the other hand, i know that they’re #1 on getting nominated 🤦🏻‍♀️

[jl 𝜗ৎ @koxjjl]

heath, the youngest, singlehandedly putting iñigo in his place. he stopped him telling him to chill, reminded him how other team has their own strategy, apologized to yellow team on his behalf, and gave him some learnings.

#PBBCollab20BalLipat

[PBB fanatic @pbbfan24]

Miguel: You were actually like heated. Super. Even kakapasok palang natin...kay Lee...like relax. You're being rage-baited by everything. That's bad. When you're high and emotional, just chill. That's the nicest thing you can do.

👀
#PBBCollab20BalLipat

[🍒 @saintjennix]

gagawin ko tong meme caprice makikita mo HAHAHSHSHAHA sofer cute

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

You can’t burn the whole house down and choose to save the kitchen.

[acshfan @acshfan]

ANNE CURTIS JUST CASUALLY CHILLIN' WITH SONG HYE KYO

[Ⓜ️ @viceganda]

“Mga Kapamilya, ang kalaban natin ay korapsyon, hindi ang isa’t isa. Korapsyon at ang mga tiwaling politiko ang kalaban natin hindi ang isa’t isa. Mabuhay tayong lahat.”

LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
#ViceGanda