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just remembered twitter exists

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@elonmusk i don’t think i’ll be having children with the way things are headed.

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every trend has come back except men’s crop tops? this is a CRIME. bring them BACK

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@nsdavis1405 @daveeeeeeeeeeeR @VP it’s not my work, i don’t care if you believe it or not. it’s sad that caring about justice is all an act since you immediately turn a blind eye when it’s someone you voted in doing the damage 🤷🏻‍♀️

[A'ja Smith @AjaSmith_]

@VP

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@nsdavis1405 @daveeeeeeeeeeeR @VP it’s all been common knowledge since it came out that she would be VP LOL. i don’t know how you could have POSSIBLY missed the thousands of articles about this throughout the elections. not my fault you can’t do your own research.

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@nsdavis1405 @VP you’re grasping at straws to defend what exactly? if you don’t want to believe it’s true keep your eyes closed 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you care at all that this might be true, do the research. if you don’t care about the validity of my statement, you’re part of the problem.

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@nsdavis1405 @VP it’s relatively common knowledge, you can fact check it yourself if you don’t believe it.

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@JohnSmi02888129 @VP ooo you really got me

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counter butter is supposed to be spreadable but i live in alberta so it’s a fucking brick still.

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man it’s 2:20 and my kids are still sleeping. amazing.

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ritz crackers have no business being so damn good.

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i get so much second hand embarrassment watching contestants argue with judges on cooking shows

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@BGOnTheScene a friendly reminder that all of the riots last year, storming the caption, CHAZ. everything could have been stopped. but that wouldn’t fit the agenda now would it

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it’s so hard watching 12 kids sleep when i’m so TIRED

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i never. EVER want a salt rim on my drink. sugar or nothing

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triscuits suck

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so my knees just hurt now? forever?

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your breeding kink is just ✨biology✨

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patiently waiting for my period