Alan

marketing director at @arcmusicfest and more | i’m just happy to be here | warsaw via chicago📍

[Alan @takeavenueb]

@SleeperMLB 🍒

[Alan @takeavenueb]

@thecarm 👀

[Ghost Mugs Halas 🐻⬇️ @Nickdabearfan]

You know Caleb Williams is the guy when your boomer uncles don’t talk about Tyson Bagent anymore

[Alan @takeavenueb]

@theonecid imessage integration 🤔

[Alan @takeavenueb]

watching all the way from warsaw 🇵🇱 #NFLonNetflix 🐻⬇️

[Alan @takeavenueb]

guess you know nothing about football

[Marty Mush @martymush]

If the Eagles don't cover -7 I don't know anything about football. They are so much better than the bears in every category

[Alan @takeavenueb]

giant meteor when?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Quentin Tarantino has finally directed the missing chapter of ‘KILL BILL’ that never made it into the final film

The short film will release in Fortnite on November 30.

[Alan @takeavenueb]

everytime the bears beat someone their fan base posts something like this 😂

[john walker iv @realjohnwalker]

Blow the entire thing up.

Head coach.
OC.
DC.
All their assistants.

It’s just time.

[Alan @takeavenueb]

@JoePompliano can you buy beer for NFL games here tho?

[Alan @takeavenueb]

@courtney_ceecee check your DMs!

[Alan @takeavenueb]

@DHSgov https://t.co/MpfuasM4tb

[Alan @takeavenueb]

technically the SPARTAN-II program was conceived to combat widespread insurgency in UNSC controlled space, soooo unfortunately this graphic is more or less canonically correct…

[Alan @takeavenueb]

technically the SPARTAN-II program was conceived to combat widespread insurgency in UNSC controlled space, soooo unfortunately this graphic is more or less canonically correct…

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Finishing this fight.

[Alan @takeavenueb]

is it safe to weigh in on charlie kirk? or will i get doxxed for thought crimes?

[Alan @takeavenueb]

american fascism features alliterative concentration camp branding

cool cool cool

[Alan @takeavenueb]

this person has almost a million followers. we are so cooked. the internet was a mistake.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

There’s no way this is normal. It’s almost like the weather has been weaponized.

Bill Gates should be investigated immediately. He’s already admitted to blocking the sun.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Star Wars opening crawl

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Myles Garrett has requested a trade.

His statement:

[Alan @takeavenueb]

*wheels out the guillotine*

[Alan @takeavenueb]

what if we took the concept of a subway or tram and made it worse?

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Here is the brand new Boring Company Vegas Loop – Westgate Station tunnel that just opened.

Source: https://t.co/vi7fWubbW3

[Alan @takeavenueb]

Lions fans are so salty rn, ya love to see it