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Takes that make you think “good take, Gary!”

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Ella Langley is pretty but she does have a lazy eye

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@hollowearthterf Ohhhhh I see the confusion. Conservatives have jobs and families so they can’t larp all day 👍🏻

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@hyperdiscogirl @PYeerk The difference is that when people lose weight they look better

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Me and the Asian guy on the Blue Line trying not to wake any of the sleeping crackheads

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All that skinny stewardess stuff the from 70’s seems sexist until the fat flight attendant fucking trucks you walking down the aisle

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@therealmcnair Arnie I’m afraid your Twitter gives “This isn’t how we did it at golf camp when I was 11” energy

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@NJpla413330 @mike_petriello @TheMahiMike Why ol Billy McGee used to throw it so hard you’da thought a cannon had gone off!

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Wash your produce cuz a freak like me is liable to scratch my butt and put an avacado back

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And another thing. Just because you have cat ears on doesn’t mean you don’t have to wear deodorant

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@kensuketanaka69 @bballdad44745 @WatchTheBreaks @nut_history Agree

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@kensuketanaka69 @bballdad44745 @WatchTheBreaks @nut_history Having a good OPS is harder now. Essentially what Frye is proving is that hitting numbers in his day were inflated compared to today, because “everyone” back then had .770 OPS’s, hence the lower OPS+

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@Cernovich What legal precedent does ICE have to walk up to a lady’s car and try to rip it open? I’m asking earnestly because you’re a pretty levelheaded thinker. I don’t think this woman should’ve been shot.

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@DavidCarlson If you watch the video, she’s actually a whistleblower and takes full accountability for what she’s done. She’s closer to a hero than she is to her colleagues that are still doing these things

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@wormpuller They’re calling it the fattest tweet of all time

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What happened this holiday season calorically can never happen again

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@Sponciajr Guy living out of his car shaming an active woman for 200 followers on burner golf twitter

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What the fuck is the “new old fashioned way”

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I’d rather lock eyes with someone mid wipe than halfway through eating a chipotle burrito

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I’ll buy coffee from Osama Bin Laden before I go through the Dutch Bros humiliation ritual