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I don’t care for when egg cartons advertise their eggs as “fresh.” Like motherfucker they better be fresh, our very reputation as a store would be ruined were it otherwise, and do you take me for the kind of fool who would allow rancid eggs in their supermarket? 🥺

@IanKarmel

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Eggplant Emoji loves @StoryWarz

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DHL I have a shipment stuck in Cincinati. The on line help is a joke the computer keeps sending back the same answer. Phone they gave me is dead, and email address they gave me for customs bounces. @DHLexpress @DHLGlobal . I wont gIve way bill to avoid fraud DHL PLEASE DM

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Let them eat Instagram.

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“The FIRST one?”—Me, a time traveler from the year 2023

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@IanKarmel holy shit we live in a timeline when this article exists.

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“I stink therefore I am.”—René Desfartes

@IanKarmel

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Get the cover of Eggplant Emoji Fourgasm on a t-shirt or mug! https://t.co/4o1xoMlYfv

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Whenever I watch the gameshow, “Cowboy Name or Philadelphia Train Station?”, I always fall for Wayne Junction! 😆 @SEPTA_SOCIAL

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I’m like the Michael Jordan of LeBron James fans. @IanKarmel

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@takeitgraceful Down here in LA it's still late stonefruit.

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Why don’t we just write the street address and ZIP code? The state and city information is encapsulated in the ZIP code, right? @USPS

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At 11 am on a Sunday morning, I’m the most dangerous man at PJ Whelihans.

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Guys it’s 🍐season. Grow a pair. Eat a pear.

@IanKarmel

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If he sucks at skateboarding he’s Tony Hawk Tuah. @IanKarmel

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All the pretty horses had pretty hoarse horse whisperers after their pretty long day of horse whispering.

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A horse whisperer who horse whispers too hard is one hoarse horse whisperer. @IanKarmel

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A horse whisperer who horse whispers too hard is one hoarse horse whisperer. @IanKarmel

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@philamuseum How come these golden fountains don’t work?

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I still love that song even though I am a very fortunate son. @IanKarmel