2vodkaredbulls

disaster grade curse

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@amsterdambar651 i’m talking to you

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

“here’s your buffalo wings sorry we don’t have ranc-“

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@TH5NKY5U when the world turned their back on me i didn’t think you do it too

[salt_and_pepper @Louismanoraised]

I saved $8000 this year by driving without insurance FUCK PROGRESSIVE 😌

[yoruichi ★ @jinchuurii]

my son gon be happy as fuck when I name him ichigo

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

nights are whimsical until a mosquito fucks your face

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

just found out my coworker is a fan of Soasin and is also going to the concert 🤘0w0🤘

[ᯠ ⑅ ᯄ @shyegf]

if you drunk texted your ex you’re a pedophile

[🆒🆒🆒 @RAKUBAONLINE]

going to stop living like tomorrow is guaranteed

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@RAKUBAONLINE 🦍🦍

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

so if i put a mf in a headlock they gonna say i’m wrong for that

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@eastgorteau it’s really not that bad here

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

am i the only person that downs an entire celsius and geekbar in the gym parking lot?

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@StantonTheMaul i’ll bark for you

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@pawnetic off a 14 hour shift just to be attacked

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@RAKUBAONLINE 2011 ieezy hit diff

[🆒🆒🆒 @RAKUBAONLINE]

im a weird ass pretty girl 😭 idk what’s wrong with me 🤦🏽‍♀️ I do weird stuff like dance out of nowhere (no music playing and I cant dance for shit), I talk to myself, I make weird facial expressions and all 🤣 idk Im funny asf bruhh 😂 you gotta catch it tho

[2vodkaredbulls @takeohmydraco]

@HaduuckenIII this ts life does to u when u start winning

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together