Hot Takes From Baby Bop

(parody) I've been 3-years-old for 69 million years. Dinosaur, dancer, blankey stan, queer icon. Barney and I don’t talk much outside of work.

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@darafaye I'm so Dead Serious my entire species is extinct

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@AndrewSolender AI slop that woman looks so fake

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@FBIDirectorKash @ericswalwell What about Epstein though? Are you interested in calls from people with relevant information on Epstein? I think the White House might have some info...

[Ari Cohn @AriCohn]

The picture @PressSec @karolineleavitt doesn't want you to see

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@EricTrump @megforflorida @GovRonDeSantis @JamesUthmeierFL That won't make his dick any bigger

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@ScottMcConnell9 YOU SHOULD BE

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

After 25 years of planning, Baltimore will most likely get a bus instead of a light rail line that was already federally approved and shovel ready in 2015 because Governor Hogan cancelled the project to shift money to road projects.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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SEND
HER
TO
CEDOT

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: President Trump is preparing to fire Kristi Noem, advisers say https://t.co/WqHyvDxYcX

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@ABC

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@sesamestreet BITCH YOU STOLE MY GLASSES

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@dailyglimps24

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in that case, 95%+ of the CuntTree isn't worth living in

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Having a corner coffee shop under a house is illegal via zoning in 95%+ of the country.

[Sam Fortier @Sam4TR]

I am part of the mass layoffs at the Washington Post.

I am sad and angry. We all want to keep doing the work.

But for now I want to document a reality of being in journalism today.

[Lizzie Johnson @lizziejohnsonnn]

I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.

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@IsMitchDeadYet STOP EDGING ME

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@elmo GURL, invite Baby Bop to the KIKI next time

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@AP FUCK YOU, Punxsutawney Phil

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@WhiteHouse You're honoring an artist's memory with AI slop?

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@PeteHegseth Are you worried and cranky cause of withdrawl? Have a drink, or your usual 11, that might help.

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@AGPamBondi Fuck you, dog thief.

Fuck Linda McMahon, who kept losing Senate races so she bought herself a cabinet position.

#Losers

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@ICEgov