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She's more confused than a fart in a fan shop...

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@FranLandd
The waffles are Eggos buttermilk, but bought at walmarts!

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Going to the mall is like being in the red light district in Amsterdam, only you
aren't going to catch a disease or seven from those girls!

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GO USA!!!!!

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Sitting at Denver airport, one view is pouring rain & lighting. The other, blue skies & puffy white clouds, might be a while b4 we leave

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Standing in line at Starbucks in the airport, lady behind me is coughing up her lung & Ebola virus. She'll sit behind me in the plane too!

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My daughter is 14 today. She's an amazing young lady, beautiful both on the inside & outside, funny, smart & so much more. I love her tons!

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At the nail salon w/ my daughter. I'm certain the staff r whispering wonderful things @ us to themselves, said w/ hands covering mouths!

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Aren't we all driving for the same NASCAR team? Oh my bad, apparently not everyone actually turns their neck to watch where they're driving!

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If the drive to walmart is any indication of what lay ahead, I should get back in my car and return home now!

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Getting my protector shield up so I can safely shop at walmart; so I don't do harm to those inconsiderate others who shop there. Help me!

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Billboards in Vegas - bankruptcy, bankruptcy, bankruptcy, diamonds, wills & trusts!

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I didn't know Fabio was in KA!

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KA = Que?

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When someone asks where r u going? Isn't that a very personal question & It's very spiritual and I don't want anyone becoming my stalker!

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Have u ever noticed when u go inside a jail there's this smell like ass, spooge & vomit that stays with u even after you're long gone!

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Parents, do u actually pay attention to what ur children r wearing when they leave 4 school? R their ass or breasts hangin out? Why, why?

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@Franroxthehouse Happy Birthday sweetheart! Xoxo Momma

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OMG. My coworkers, every last one of them, are away from the office. I can actually work in peace & quiet 4 the 1st time ever!

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Off to have blood drawn, again. This is the 12th time since April 20th. WTF does the lab do with 2 viles when 2 drops will my reading?