Taku

Be you 👌

[Allaz @andrewwasandie]

Going to UZ or NUST for 4 years, graduating with honors, just to earn $300 USD a month at a corporate job is the biggest scam in Zimbabwe. A guy who dropped out in Form 2 sitting at Ximex Mall selling refurbished iPhones makes that in two days. Our education system prepares you for an economy that died decades ago.

[Artist TREVOR🇿🇦 @Trevor_sidogi]

Today I saw a classmate in town while I was selling bananas. She laughed at me and said, "Selling bananas from the streets is a shame, It looks like poverty." She also said she would never buy from the street but only from the fruit shop.i said to her "the bananas in the shop and the bananas on the street coming from the tree,The only difference is the price tag and the place"

Don't feel shame on your hustle, everything starts small. 🫶🏽♥️

[The Duke of Enkeldonn @OfficialNicc031]

"Kozoti team rai flexer ku high school nekuti raigona kunyora pakati BABA ne calculator"

[Mr PT @PTChimusoro]

There’s that advice given to people that you must live in a place that doesn’t cost you more than 30% of your income. Living in Harare, I decided to defy that. A cheap place costs you more in the long run. Long time in traffic, frustration with Kombis, water, security etc

[Big deal💯✌️ @TafadzwaMandov2]

Yimwe mistake hombe mulife kuratidza mwana kuti une game muphone

[Xhaka_the_vibehealer @The_vibehealer]

Ndipo pandakatanga kuSupporta Mexico🇲🇽 apa🤞🏿

[#32Chainz🤴🏾 @ragnar_alwyn]

Ukanzwa kuti munhu ane 36 years unogona kufunga kuti pakutaurwa zvemunhu wekuma1970 but no. Tikutaura zvemunhu wa1990. 😂😂😂

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity ever. You'll just be wasting money on alcohol and unnecessary noise while pretending to have fun

[ᵈʳ 𝑼𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒐 🧐 @tonnie_montana]

Ku diaspora vanhu vakagarika amana…hanzi muskana kana achiuya kuzokuona anouya ne grocery…imagine une vaskana 7…

[Kura Chihota @KuraChihota]

My shona sucks
What does this mean ?

[TOX!€ HU€€! @Mutsvangwa4]

Your wife soon after she gets a job in the UK

[Blacka @ZolemaMunwenga]

Zimbabwe is not for trying or for beginners 😂😂😂. Nyika ino ndeye vanhu vane mari. The system has been created in that way. So it's either you leave and come back with money or stay, struggle and die.

[. @Fimiye]

I still don’t understand how the airports trust people not to pick any bag that they want

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Bro: "She's way out of your league"

Me: "All teams meet in the FA Cup"

[Thabani Mnyama @thabanimnyama]

Harare CBD is now dangerous because ukafamba usina kutarisa gumbo unogona kuzongoona rave mumbaura yema gizzards 🥲

[VigieThaLastBorn @__Vigie]

We know gospel songs are untouchable but chisong chiya taneta nacho boiz😭

[CoralSoft @MlamboBrandonp]

"Nobody lives in the past kunge munhu akambogara kuJoza,nyaya yese inenge ichingonzi "haa manje kuJoza"🙌

[Allaz @andrewwasandie]

Zimbabwe doesn’t need 500 new podcasts; we need 500 new jobs. Putting three people on a couch to argue about who should pay for the first date isn't content—it's a digital noise pollution.

[Angeles @Angeles_shines]

Hazvishamise kuti maZimbo tikapihwa UK, varungu votora Zimbabwe, after 10 years tenge takuda futi maVISA ekudzoka muno🤣🤣

[𝐎𝐟𝐞𝐦 @0fem_15]

Nggas doing masters just to delay unemployment😭