Gretchen

I don’t think my father, THE inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.....

[Gretchen @talbetchy]

I feel like I have to make a thread of all the deranged license plates I’ve been seeing during my short stents in the wild

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

oh julia louis-dreyfus and tony hale as selina meyer and gary walsh on veep i miss you everyday please come back to my regularly scheduled tv programming

[° @binx7h]

me coming home from work ready to isolate myself

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Julius Caesar knife block.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

omg Paul W. Downs just recreated the famous Mark Wahlberg Calvin Klein underwear ad for Paper Magazine...

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time:

[The Gay Edit ☆ @TheGayEdit]

And people still question why we need a Pride Month!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[Pricci @Pricci0]

Sooo tomorrow is Monday again?? I can’t be living like this....😭😭

[mike @avadanielsbf]

and fuck bob lipka

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

Lindsay Hubbard cusses so good

[Granit @granqito]

I hate it when I hide something and forget the hiding place cause I am way too good at hiding shit.

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

WE MIGHT AS WELL TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS BEFORE I PUT THEM IN THE GROUND AND COVER THEM UP WITH DIRT. #SummerHouse

[tai @FIREWLKWITH]

not a single miss in this show it's actually crazy how good it is

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

the face of a girl who can’t wait to get the fuck out of Ohio

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

Faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to your kids' wedding sounds like something Selina Meyer would do