Taylor

In da clurb, we all fam

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Like seriously everyone is getting knocked up or engaged, and I’m over here just concerned if I have enough tequila to last til my next Costco run 🙂

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Trying to update my Facebook status tonight, I’ve never felt so old… like I shouldn’t be struggling this much 😵‍💫

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I hate to say it but some ppl just look soooo much better when they don’t smile

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Is there like a sale on going to Italy?? Why are so many ppl going there rn?

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Can we all just collectively agree no one is gonna go see this new “snow white” movie??

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@keelycries I was wondering this too!! I’m like wtf is this??

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Another concert and I still need to remember to stfu and NOT sing along when I’m recording 🤣

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I actually like seeing people’s fireworks pictures and videos

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@keelycries I was literally thinking the same thing! He’s way too old to be ken! Lol

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I’m gonna need a vacation to recover from this vacation lol

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I literally HATE when auto correct replaces a correctly spelt word with another word

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The only breakfast I had in high school was two chocolate chip eggo waffles

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Happy thanksgiving Ty Swindel

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I don’t think about you much, but I really hope at least a couple shitty things have happened to you. You deserve it…

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If you wanna pretend everything’s chill, maybe don’t say I look like Michael Jackson 😐

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Honestly, it’s really nice when a man cooks for you… like just hand me a plate and the only thing I have to do is eat, I’m about that life

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I’m making vodka pasta tonight but damn a bean n cheese burrito sounds amazing 🤤

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The ambience is immaculate 👌🏻

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Would not recommend #flyjwa 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

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Can’t wait to give my Needy a hundred kisses 😍😍

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So is there anything good to say about flies?? Cause if I ever get 3 wishes I swear I might use one of ‘em to get rid of allll the flies ever and forever