Talia

she / her.

[Talia @talelizabeth]

I support the staff of the Steinbach Starbucks, who chose to play and sing along to the 10 minute explicit version of All Too Well, for all to hear, at 10am. I felt very welcome.

[Talia @talelizabeth]

If you would like to run into every white woman in steinbach, all at once, visit Oakridge at any time, any day!

[Talia @talelizabeth]

Spent 8 hours in the Taylor Swift Ticketmaster queue today. I didn’t get tickets. But you know what I did get? An image of the never ending queue burned into the back of my eyelids, guaranteeing some very weird dreams tonight.

[Talia @talelizabeth]

This is very specific, but those tiny shopping carts at Sobeys are so… comforting? I can’t explain it

[Talia @talelizabeth]

Someone needs to invent an app that compares the price of items in the US and Canada, taking into account the exchange rate and fuel costs, so that Canadians would know when it is beneficial to take a little trip to the US. I just KNOW this would be helpful to at least 5 people.

[Talia @talelizabeth]

@_herron_ The answer is obvious… 👀

[Talia @talelizabeth]

Thanksgiving always feels like such a throwaway holiday. I could really take it or leave it.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so funny how what bed, bath, and beyond meant by “beyond” was just like. kitchen

[Talia @talelizabeth]

I’m just so tired of cleaning my kitchen. Is eating food really worth it?

[Talia @talelizabeth]

Everybody I know has a list of songs they absolutely cannot tolerate because they used to play on a loop in the background of whatever retail job traumatized them in their youth.

[♡ @astralbaes]

i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me

[Mel 🏂 @acebibby_]

When you tryna put sheets on the bed

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Talia @talelizabeth]

Carly driving past the Palomino club - “There is no way this place is world famous.”

[Talia @talelizabeth]

My friend on the phone, completely serious: “Hi mom, I need to know about our family history for a health questionnaire, what do I check off? I already checked off mental illness.”

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i’ve faced more peer pressure in my life to convert people to christianity than to do drugs

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Talia @talelizabeth]

There’s a gay farmer on Tik Tok with 1.4 million followers. He just hangs Pride flags on his barns and puts rainbows on his tractors and it’s adorable. I also think there’s a chance that I missed an opportunity.