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Nana Thoughts

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It’s a PRIEST with a CROSSBOW and he drives a SEMI

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The ads on tubi are weird as hell I love them

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The concept of coming out as trade to your girlfriend

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“Seedy individuals” - Carol

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I feel chud

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Humiliation ritual is playing quiplash and literally no one ever voting for your answers

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Geb just told me that when I get high I get hyper aware of people chanting around me

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Accidentally pulled up pictures of my pussy (medical) on my phone full brightness at the bar

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Why is charlie Kirk tung tung sahur in the corner of my bodycam video?
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I need an occipital release stat

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Violently high thinking about how sick and twisted Happy Hospital is

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The concept of frogging in your own house ….

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Feeling like the elderly man in a scally cap that was pulled over on I-90 standing on the side of the road ripping a dart today

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FIFOing my clothes while I put away my laundry so I don’t forget they exist

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Geb gay baiting at the Jewish deli???????

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Bartering with this baggu reseller on poshmark is making me physiologically feel like I’ve been thrown in the gladiator ring

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Lowkey wish I had a catheter rn

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Update she’s been successful on 3 (three) counts including finding proof of his daughter via Pinterest #livetweet #scribestatus

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Geb just said to me I’ve been trying to locate Israel Keys’s family members ?????????