Captain West

GOD go punish all Tinubu and Arsenal fans .

[Captain West @talesofGaddafi]

@scopynation 😂😂😂😂

[Captain West @talesofGaddafi]

@Slymtweenz01 😂😂😂

[Captain West @talesofGaddafi]

@letozzycook 😂😂😂😂

[el pistolero. @letozzycook]

200l i dey freshers hostel when
my sis send me 10k after i never chop for days, network no gree am enter until 12am 😭

na my last energy i use buy 6 rite and big sosa from that b wing shop, as i begin chop i no know when i pass out 😭🤣🤣🤣 my body enter shock as e detect sugar

[Anunaki @Anunakin]

Indeed he is. What a guy!
He must now keep the spoils of war. Congratulations to him.

[𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬.𝐱𝐲𝐳 @playboytravis_]

what does an understanding girlfriend even mean dawg , una go dey talk like say una boyfriend owe una money 😭

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

you’re in luck if you attend a party the in-laws are beefing lowkey and them guide. you fit carry celebrant go house 😭

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Lol. He don see say time don dey approach, make dem no commot am for settings. Smart move.

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

I come dey understand men now, omo.
Why person go think like this ? 😭

[david @eponchuks]

Not me sha
E get why I never drag any deadbeat for this app.

If anybody get belle for me rn, and she no commot am.
I go run

[ABEFEE @janettalkss]

She was doing hallelujah challenge at your house??? 😭😭😭 Omo!!! I no dey sin this sin well ooo

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

It's not a pandemic. We can get laid without commitment, cook better than most women or just use ubereats, clean our own homes or higher a helper and come back to peace and quiet. What exactly is a wife going to add?

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The problem with conversations like this is that most people are too busy deciding whether to take the feminist or misogynist side to understand the actual point. So the message keeps getting lost, and we can’t keep explaining the same thing every day.

There’s a difference between paying for sex and paying for love.

You’re not a mumu for deciding how much you’re willing to spend on sex. That’s your business and your pocket.

You’re a mumu, however, if you think spending excessively on a woman who isn’t interested in you will make her love you.

You cannot buy love. You can only pay someone to pretend to love you for as long as they can. Ask Ned Nwoko.

She might marry you, even have your children, but that doesn’t mean she loves you and deep down, you’ll know.

One of the easiest things to recognise is when someone loves you. The other is when they don’t.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Imagine the intense billing this author faced that made him write a whole book to vent. 😂😂😂

[NanoBaiter @NanoBaiter]

12/ In the end, we confronted one of the scammers by pretending to redeem gift cards and send Bitcoin to the wrong addresses.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

Look at what young Nigerian boys in the prime of their lives are using their lives to do.

[Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai @elrufai]

Tinubu, Akintola, El-Rufai: Why the North Cannot Trust Southwest in 2027

By Mohammed Bello Doka

When Nasir El-Rufai stood before the world in June 2022 and declared that 12 out of 14 northern APC governors had agreed to cede presidential power to the South, he was hailed as a statesman, a unifier, a northern leader with the courage to put national interest above regional ambition. He told reporters that day that a super majority of northern governors had taken a decision and that everyone, including the defiant Yahaya Bello, was bound by it . It was a moment of rare political sacrifice from a region that had grown accustomed to holding the reins of power.

Today, as El-Rufai languishes in the detention facilities of the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC), the question that every thinking northerner must ask is this: What did the South do with that sacrifice? The answer is as devastating as it is simple. Silence. Complicity. Continued support for President Bola Ahmed Tinubu from southern political elites who have paid their media houses, their data boys, and their influencers not only to denigrate El-Rufai but to paint the entire North as a region of power-hungry traitors.

And now, these same southern voices expect the North to trust zoning again in 2027. They expect northerners who can see, who can think, who have not been blinded by tribal sentiment, to once again hand over power to a region that has demonstrated exactly what it thinks of northern loyalty.

Let us rewind to the beginning. Professor Ishaq Akintola, the founder of the Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC), has been remarkably candid about his role in this saga. In a press release dated March 23, 2026, Akintola confessed that MURIC was the first to demand a Yoruba Muslim president as far back as February 2021 . He and the Concerned Yoruba Muslim Scholars met and persuaded Tinubu to run. But they quickly realized that Yoruba Muslims alone could not deliver the presidency. They needed a handshake across the Niger. So they networked with northern Muslims and specifically sought out El-Rufai, whom they described as the only northern politician with the necessary political acumen to bring the North together behind Tinubu .

The meeting between Akintola, other southwest leaders, and El-Rufai was not a casual affair. It was a strategic intervention. And here is the detail the southern establishment does not want you to remember: When Akintola and his delegation came to El-Rufai, the former governor was not on good terms with Tinubu. They were, by El-Rufai’s own admission, political adversaries. Akintola pleaded with El-Rufai to reconcile with Tinubu and to support the Yoruba Muslim project. And El-Rufai, against the wishes of many in the North, agreed .

But where were the other southwest leaders? Who else from the region spoke out in that critical moment? The truth is, aside from Akintola and his small team of Islamic scholars, the southern political establishment was conspicuously quiet. They were happy to receive the North’s gift. They were ecstatic to watch El-Rufai publicly champion power shift, to watch him rebuff the naira redesign shenanigans that threatened Tinubu‘s election, to watch him accompany the candidate to Chatham House and defend the Muslim-Muslim ticket before an international audience . They were silent then because they were winning. They are silent now because silencing El-Rufai serves their purpose.

MURIC warned of this betrayal as early as August 13, 2023, when the Senate first withheld El-Rufai’s ministerial nomination. In an emergency statement after its Central Think Tank meeting, MURIC declared that the non-confirmation was a major threat to future alliance between the North and the South-West. The group issued a chilling prophecy: "The North may not hobnob with the South-West again if the champion of the North-South alliance is shabbily treated" . Today, that prophecy is being fulfilled before our very

[June12 Mandate @Gen_Buhar]

Revealed!!! " *Abacha Died On Top Of me...* Beware of sweet things. Dem dey kill

[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

I need this man in my next film.