Ferguson Aardvarks

wild stories concerning the hood of Lithuania

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My Nan is an Aardvark, hence the last name

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Aardvark pride never mix

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Anteater boo thang 😍😍

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@Assballs32 I’m half aardvark bitch don’t fuck with me I was raised in the sandy slums of sub Saharan Africa shit was hard there termites were scarce bitches think they’re tuff bc they live up in cali eating cucumbers and shit but they don’t get the lower class vermilingua struggle

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Spike my little pony will be destroyed by my giant aardvark penis

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I am deathly allergic to termites but my aardvark genes make the hunger to them irresistible. It is a serious condition. Please do not joke about it.

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My babushka just called me a wee daft pimblett because I ate ants

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@xdannyxbrownx dmed me and called me a retard

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I am starting a petition destroy planet of the apes destroy all copies

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Mf’s don’t know loyalty til they have a giant anteater bitch

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Vermilingua baddies hmu

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@PtDefianceZoo God it’s so sexy look at that tongue work

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Looking for ant eater baddies in the Roswell NM area, armadillos are cool too hmu.

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@theburntpeanut Tudor Esmarlio Claude just killed himself after you gooped all over him in arc raiders

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Mel Gibson just flew up to my door on a hoverboard and said “the reckoning is coming, are you in or are you out?” And he raised up his hand for me to take it

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@jtvengeance has reportedly wished @ZackSnyder a great day, what could this mean for the underground Lithuanian cock fighting ring?

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@jtvengeance HAS COME OUT AS A FART FETISHEST⁉️⁉️👀👀🚨🚨

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@brunchlover30 @jtvengeance just invested in SebulbaCoin and Porncoin

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@jtvengeance has announced that they now identify nonbinary. They now ask to be referred to as TheyTVengeance, thoughts?

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@jtvengeance Has announced his new album BTS featuring the viral meme “baby tu sebulba” this new album will be experimental Lithuanian funk mixed with Romanian dark trap. Production will reportedly be done by @BIGBOYFISHING