Tanner Phillips

these are my dumb thoughts from my simple brain

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

if you are going below the speed limit and trying to pass someone also going below the speed limit, you should get your license revoked. simple.

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

I know there’s absolutely no point of having both apps, but when that $9.99 for 3 months rolls around u know I’m gonna get it

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

why can’t Spotify and Apple Music just come to an agreement where you can use both apps together at the same time

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

okay I know spiders have a purpose but can they start having their purpose far away from me?

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

the amount of times I go on autopilot while driving is a number to be concerned about

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

We really used to let a random man in our house for about an hour simply because he drove the Schwan’s truck.

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

Just found out that starbucks is discontinuing sugar free cinnamon dolce syrup and that is what put me over the edge today

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

my skin is my own worst enemy

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

using an actual formula in excel makes me feel all sorts of intelligent and powerful

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

sometimes I think about how I haven’t started investing into my Roth IRA & my heart beats really fast

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

You ever buy so many new clothes that you really can’t afford to get fat

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

These are the questions that keep me on my toes and keep my dad annoyed.

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

I don’t understand the concept of wifi

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

Like what is wifi? How do you get wifi? If I get a router, does my wifi come from the sky?

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

yeah I’m gonna miss you guys

[B @StanglBritney]

not ready to send this guy to Texas in a few weeks🥺💛 my best friend, i love you.

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

I think Microsoft word make their pages longer and I’m upset

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

My hearing is shot because @JCoult11 likes to practice on his turkey and duck calls in confined spaces.

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

if you saw me dry heaving on the side of Lakeview Rd after running one singular mile, no you didn’t

[Tanner Phillips @talexisph]

You ever lay in bed amazed that it’s already April 6th and then you remember all the things that were due the first week of April but you didn’t realize it was April yet