bladder training you into peeing at the sound of a click so each time you're on my lap, one click and you've given me reason enough to raise my hand at you. if only you knew just how much i love having you piss all over my lap.
for someone who talks so much about abuse, i'd sob uncontrollably beating you up btw. uncontrollable guilt looking in those eyes full of pain, but you'd also be too cute for me to stop.