Talia Pollock

Humor writer & author of #partyinyourplants w/ @Avery_books, person on @gma @droz, words in @womenshealthmag @runnersworld @people @forbes, pen probably in hand

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Existennial: The First Resolution I've Set in a...Decade? https://t.co/DTTJ9QaPkk

[Hannah Jung @academijung]

For all the people that think they are bad at responding to emails:
I emailed a professor 12 years ago asking about source recommendations for a paper I was writing for a class during my undergrad. He replied to my email TODAY.

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

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[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Do people really like whiskey or is it just cool to say you like it and secretly everyone would rather have something fruity with an umbrella?

[ReadOrganizeResist @ReadOrganize]

LIVING WITHOUT GOALS.🙅🏼‍♀️ , by @talia_pollock https://t.co/rQJYgBC0CB

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Today I’m 21 weeks #pregnant AND 21 weeks curious if I’m alone in mixing 4 cereals + 2 fruits in 1 bowl or if it’s something I should patent?

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

@ColdStone just saw you launched a #veganicecream flavor! (Thx @VegNews 😉) how can I find out which locations have it?!🍦

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

After being away for 3 weeks, I‘m pretty pos that I’m happier to be reunited with my blender than my bed 🥤🍓😁
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(This post-run concoction 🏃‍♀️: frozen cauliflower, frozen banana, frozen strawberries, frozen blackberries, maca powder, @sunwarriortribe … https://t.co/95192666OY

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

[gloomily] traded piles of sand for piles of laundry.
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[thriftily] whipped up chia pudding with my 3-weeks-ungrocered home staples
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#partyinmyplants
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Being able to wrap up my morning runs with my sweaty butt ���� in sand is a blessing I don't take for granted.⠀
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Being able to offer you a chance to win my favorite post-run replenishment 🌿⚡💓 is something I hope you don't take for granted? 🤪⠀… https://t.co/OOIoEH2BZG

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Oh my how al fresco lunch leftovers are the ultimate bestovers!!! 🤩🍠🥗🍅⠀
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(Plants you’re peepin 👀: leftover Greek pasta salad from my upcoming #partyinmyplantsbook WOOO !!!, leftover soy sauce grilled tofu, leftover grilled sweet taters and veg b… https://t.co/TO5FiJUL0e

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

What? You don't bring nine books with you when you travel? 🙃📚Maybe that's because you don't know what to read.⠀
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Well, allow me to set your inner bookworm free 💥because I just released the *master list* of 160+ healthy-for-your-head books as rec… https://t.co/9UEar8snVg

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

When your protein waffles take the shape of how your body & soul feels about them 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛😜
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#plantpartyonACK
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Another day, another plant-stuffed sandie 🥙 the size of my head 🤯💚
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#plantpartyonACK
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Thankful for our legs' ability to cycle us the whole 30-mile length of Nantucket 🚲🦀, and for our ability (well @bienasnacks' ability 🙌) to turn chickpeas into a post-workout, high-protein 🤸‍♀️, satisfyingly-crunchy-yet-light-and-airy, crap-free Dorit… https://t.co/5dgaTKFizy

[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

As a chronic over-packer 🧳, I can’t emphasis enough how deeply I love a BYOfermentedgrapes 🍷 🍇 dinner situation 🥰🍴
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#plantpartyonACK
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

If the golden rule is to treat others how you want to be treated, then black bean brownies is the golden rule.😜
(It’s a thinker.)
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#ialwayawanttobetreatedtobrowniessoitreatotherstothemtoo #plantpartyonACK
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

So far today’s biggest struggle has been wrestling this plant-wich 🥪🌱into my pie hole 👄
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#plantpartyonACK
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

GOD. BLESS. PLANTS! 🥒🍠🇺🇸✌️
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#partyinmyplants
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[Talia Pollock @talia_pollock]

Thankful for our freedom 🇺🇸 ✌️and for our ability (well, @bienasnacks ability😉) to turn chickpeas into light, high protein, satisfying, airy, crap-free post-beach snacks which pair delightfully well with fermented grapes 🍇🍷 (and which you can click … https://t.co/u8H29ouRs9