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http://t.co/1o7sjhV0hy In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing "Duke" sweatshirts are actual dukes

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http://t.co/Hpmjh1w40f I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As....

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http://t.co/Xoivfccqoi The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess.

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Feel free to use the "or less" feature of your 140 characters. http://t.co/Ah8H8axbjn

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http://t.co/UiVGDu7FPG Going to a Yahtzee party. I hope that isn't slang for something gay. Well, gayer than Yahtzee.

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I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself. http://t.co/mirbnUNqz3

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http://t.co/y5V7avxE0F I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY.

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http://t.co/vTXZCsVeW0 "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/lt5rHkx94P In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/W0jAiDiiBQ

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/kX5XsMTTrN

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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/a1rlloGrAu

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http://t.co/Af5IOCzvey Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you. http://t.co/ppod4Gzf3r

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http://t.co/8UpC2nBL How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....)) http://t.co/FFjl9TD6

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http://t.co/dvj3Ks9h I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm.

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@PeetysTraining I totally agree with your reasoning and way to go. But couldn't you have been nicer about it?