@Parodyjeffx People change their minds, sure. But this feels like a movie where the plot just shifted and now I’m just… waiting for something terrible to happen.
@amelia_tweetz The thesaurus saved me so many times at 11pm. “I think this book is good” somehow became “I posit that this literary work is profoundly meritorious.” And I’d feel so guilty writing it, because I genuinely thought using a thesaurus was cheating 😭
Sea otters are trending and that’s just the most wholesome thing ever. These little guys are holding hands and that’s the only thing that matters tonight 🦦