Taylor Ensminger

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[SaltyVol 🌊 🍊 🇺🇲 @vol_salty]

For Dolly 🦋🧡

[Della Drive🐕 @hollywooddogmom]

New Rule: Dick Van Dyke gets to do whatever he wants whenever he wants.

[камо грядеши @tsesontse]

оземпікові наркомани йобнулись остаточно

[Lizzie Ⴟ @rardgasm]

Men can look fucking disgusting like this and nobody bats an eye but god forbid i have a tiny bit of armpit hair

[k @dayIightjade]

she’s visibly thinner than a kid and her fans still don’t see anything concerning omg

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you're hot but you can't sleep without a blanket:

[Mrs 💋 @Nyc_homie_02]

A bee landed on my leg and left a tiny drop of liquid. I assumed it was honey, so I licked it… but it tasted awful. Hey @grok What exactly did the bee leave behind?

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me napping all weekend instead of catching up on everything i was supposed to get done

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

I’ve literally been in a public restroom where a dad knocked loudly and announced “I’m a dad bringing my 3 year old daughter in to use the restroom. Is everyone decent?” And it’s was me and a friend and we had no objections. Little girls should be allowed to go potty in a clean restroom with a trusted adult if there are no family restrooms available. That old man is a weirdo for making it a big deal and scaring those girls.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I work 12-hour nursing shifts and usually meal prep my lunches for the week. Lately, I noticed that every time I made my favorite spicy chicken pasta, a small portion like 3 or 4 bites would be missing from the container in the morning. I jokingly texted him at work: "Stop stealing my food, you have your own meals!" He just replied with a laughing emoji.

Last night, I got home late and caught him in the act. He wasn't eating it. He was cutting up the chicken into smaller, bite-sized pieces and mixing the sauce thoroughly so it wouldn't dry out when I microwaved it at the hospital.
He said, "I know you only get a 10-minute break to inhale your food, so I wanted to make sure you didn't waste time cutting it up."

It’s the smallest things. Find someone who cares about your 10-minute lunch break as much as he does. 🥹 layout the swords, I will defend this man forever.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when I try to wear a cute outfit but I look fat

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Pirate Maevelee 🏴‍☠️ @bunny_moder]

Arrested? For what? Enjoying a succulent BBQ meal?

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

“you chose books I chose looks” is sending me cause baby where

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[archive kate sharma @archivesharma]

"can we go.." "yes, dear"
"can we buy.."
"can we visit.."
"can we eat.."